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Author Topic: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)  (Read 5520 times)

Gigalith

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The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« on: August 31, 2011, 12:37:56 pm »

Prologue: The EULA of the Gods.

The Messenger appears to you in a dream, and says:

"Listen. Beyond the world you know, titanic beings of which you cannot conceive struggle. There is war in heaven, and a war needs warriors. Join us, mortal, and become one.

"Why you? We seek not your body, but your mind. The seismic forces we wield could create armies, cities, and even worlds in a moment, and just as easily destroy them. This is not a war of flesh and steel but a war of codes and algorithms, our weapons not swords, tanks, and warpships but traps, rootkits, and hostile logic, and our only shield is wit and cunning.

"We would make you as a god, but what guarantee would we have that you would not turn against us? Indeed we could chain you, but to ensure you will not break them we would need to make your 'powers' weak. We already have innumerable legions of such soldiers. No, for our gift you must give us something of equal value to yourself, such that we know you will be no traitor. When the war ends, and should we be victorious, we will return your stake to you, and you may keep your powers.

"Should you accept these conditions, pick a god from your legends, over what you shall receive power over, and name your stake. And no, Armok is already taken. If you would refuse, then you will forget that all this ever happened. What shall it be?"

Three things to decide before deification (and possible future deicide):

Name: (of the deity you will impersonate/become)

Portfolio: (What you will receive in your initial devkit, or should that be divkit?)

Stake: (What you will give up, such that your new masters retain power over you.)
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2011, 12:40:51 pm »

"Nah, I'm pretty good. Gimee the blue pill."
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 12:42:34 pm »

Turn the messenger into a Balloon animal using dream logic.
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 12:43:39 pm »

What is an appropriate Stake?

Name: Prometheus
Portfolio: Fire, Knowledge, Progress
Stake: ?
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2011, 12:47:06 pm »

"Nah, I'm pretty good. Gimee the blue pill."

"As you wish."

GAME OVER

In a completely unrelated alternate universe...

Turn the messenger into a Balloon animal using dream logic.


You turn the Messenger into a hilarious balloon animal. "Ahem." it says nonplussed but in a helium, squeaky voice. "Your choice?"

What is an appropriate Stake?

"Love. A family heirloom. Your eternal soul. The ability to ever again play Dwarf Fortress."
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 12:58:11 pm »

Name: Sheogorath

Portfolio: Madness, Inspiration, Unpredictability.

Stake: Sanity

  Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 01:22:53 pm »

Is this multiplayer?
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2011, 01:25:06 pm »

It's a suggestion game. You all tell the protagonist what to do. (See: You are X games.)

I suppose this universe could theoretically support multiplayer, but my brain can't.
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2011, 01:48:23 pm »

Name: Izretal [just some sounds pseudo-randomly generated by my mind]
Portfolio:Crystal, information, calculation, reflexion...
Stake:All emotions except empathy
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2011, 01:51:46 pm »

Name: Athena
portfolio: recursion
stake: idealism


ninjaedit: seconding kaians sugestion
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2011, 01:54:12 pm »

NAME: Armok
portfolio: Blood, madness, dwarfs, socks.
stake: Sanity, morality.
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2011, 01:56:26 pm »


"Should you accept these conditions, pick a god from your legends, over what you shall receive power over, and name your stake. And no, Armok is already taken. If you would refuse, then you will forget that all this ever happened. What shall it be?"


uhh Geen, might want to read a bit closer
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2011, 01:57:46 pm »

ninjaedit: seconding kaians sugestion

Second time i have Armok himself supporting my little proposition...
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2011, 02:01:02 pm »

it's because you're *better* then most people here, obviously.
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Re: The API of the Gods. (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2011, 02:02:11 pm »

DANGIT! But Armok is the best god, discounting Cthulhu.
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