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[DrPoo]

Ey some of us live with nice people, but not neccesarily intelligent.
There is this girl in my class who thinks there will never be a female president, wanna know why? Because in 100 years the universe will end or something like that.
She also comes with other messed up statements straight from her completely distorted world perception, and even semi-normal words are "weird words", she dosent know what a compass is, neither what sex is for and always asks stupid questions. I feel sad for her, everyone makes fun of her and she dosent even get how stupid she sounds herself. Did i mention she is almost adult?

Most of the people around me, not counting my parents and family and very few relatives are computer illiterate, or generally illiterate, and this illiteracy continues at my school where most people are complete cavemen, save for one or two girls i know who come from some big town far away. I could come with millions of little funny stories about how nice they are, but also freaking stupid they are, but then this post would exceed the char limit..

[TherosPherae]

Not to be rude, but.... do we really need a topic for this? I mean, most stupid things people say would either end up in one of the mood threads, or just not posted at all for a good reason. And for the so-stupid-it's-funny things, we kinda have the OOC quotes thread.

[EmperorNuthulu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHFYJO9v5Xg

 That was the first thing I thought of, the kids say the darnest things part, not the video being the stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone say.

[RedKing]

See rage thread. I think my entry qualifies.

[Soadreqm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHFYJO9v5Xg

 That was the first thing I thought of, the kids say the darnest things part, not the video being the stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone say.

I suggest we rebrand the thread as the thread for videos on the subject of stupidity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&ob=av3e

[Angel Of Death]

George Bush is intelligent

[ChairmanPoo]

He likely is, all things considered.

This is not to say that I agree with the man or his actions, but I think it's naive to regard his buffonades as anything more than a PR facade.

[Angel Of Death]

He likely is, all things considered.

I highly doubt a man who says crap like "Is our children learning?" and "I believe human being and fish can coexist peacefully" is intelligent.

[DrPoo]

George Bush is intelligent

Reminds me of the fact that most around me are socialists, as a trend.

[Makbeth]

I don't think we need a thread for this when we have YouTube.  Look at any 3 videos and the first page of comments for each, and you will have a brand new title-holder for "dumbest thing you've ever heard anyone say".

[Cthulhu]

I mentioned to my dad how we might be seeing privatized prisons soon.

He said that was a good thing.

I said it wasn't, that it would make a business out of keeping people in jail

He said that was good, because criminals can't be redeemed and only go to jail to learn to be better criminals.

In his defense, he's partly right.  One of the problems with the current criminal system is that people who get caught for something minor (Like possession of marijuana), once in jail, can make contacts, learn things, and end up leaving jail with actual criminal expertise, part of the reason America has such a recidivism problem.  The conclusions he drew were retarded though.  Like, so retarded I thought he was joking for a second.

[Bauglir]

He likely is, all things considered.

I highly doubt a man who says crap like "Is our children learning?" and "I believe human being and fish can coexist peacefully" is intelligent.

Everybody has slips of the tongue. Public speaking ability is really a charisma thing. Considering the spontaneous generation of his accent when it would endear him to his political base (among other things), I'm inclined to believe he was smarter than he was letting on.

[Heliman]

Bush may very well be smarter than he lets on. Case in point, he's actually a Harvard graduate.

[Heron TSG]

Bush may very well be smarter than he lets on. Case in point, he's actually a Harvard graduate.

You know what they call someone who graduates at the bottom of his class in medical school? A doctor.

[Criptfeind]

Hah hah that would almost work if it a given that one automatically graduates medical school.

Turns out it is really hard, so even if you are at the bottom of your class (which means nothing anyway) you are still fully qualified as a doctor.