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SpiralDimentia

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I think I'm in Love
« on: August 28, 2011, 03:48:57 pm »
Men.... Men. I bring you the dwarfiest dwarf woman imaginable.


Kadol Gravelstab, The Crimson Shade of Murder. She's a wrestler in my military. Look at her. Her name is the most badass random assortment I've seen. She's muscular, with clean shaven hair [soldier to the core] and has gold eyes. What dwarf doens't love gold?! Not to mention she's 'basically unbreakable', 'indefatigable', 'agile' and 'strong'.

This... This woman is the Perfect Dwarven Wife. I dare you to show me better.

Also; she has two pets. Urist the duck, and Urist the nanny goat.
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Dave1004

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Re: I think I'm in Love
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2011, 11:08:26 pm »
Muscular, fat, and 64 years old.

No, not my type, sorry.
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Kilroy the Grand

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Re: I think I'm in Love
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2011, 11:17:08 pm »
Quote from: Dave1004 on August 28, 2011, 11:08:26 pm
Muscular, fat, and 64 years old.

No, not my type, sorry.

That's not THAT old for a dwarf! And a little fat is a GOOD thing, who wants a stick woman anyway?
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Masked_Hunter1825

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Re: I think I'm in Love
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2011, 11:18:43 pm »
Exactly.
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SpiralDimentia

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Re: I think I'm in Love
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2011, 11:33:04 pm »
Quote from: Dave1004 on August 28, 2011, 11:08:26 pm
Muscular, fat, and 64 years old.

No, not my type, sorry.

For a race that cna live 200+ years, 64 is like.. late 20s for a dwarf. And fat is relative, might be perfect dwarf size. Muscular... well, what can I say, I've always been crazy about the girls who can put me down. =P
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BornInATrailer

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Re: I think I'm in Love
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 03:11:22 pm »
Likes beer, clean-shaven and a very good sense of the position of her own body.  Open-minded, willing to compromise and likes to try new things.

Yeah, I guess you could work with that.
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Re: I think I'm in Love
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 03:29:16 pm »
Quote from: SpiralDimentia on August 28, 2011, 11:33:04 pm
For a race that cna live 200+ years, 64 is like.. late 20s for a dwarf.
Dwarves only live 150-170 years - a lot longer than a human, but nowhere near the "200+" you claim.
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Re: I think I'm in Love
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 04:04:29 pm »
Quote from: Quietust on August 30, 2011, 03:29:16 pm
Quote from: SpiralDimentia on August 28, 2011, 11:33:04 pm
For a race that cna live 200+ years, 64 is like.. late 20s for a dwarf.
Dwarves only live 150-170 years - a lot longer than a human, but nowhere near the "200+" you claim.

Yeah how dare you, it's well documented and the studies done and the many following scientific papers published on Dwarfs and their long lives leave no reason for your "200+" guesstimation.  Know your facts please.  ::) :-X
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