Topic: You are a Robot. (Read 9225 times)

Roboboy33 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 25, 2011, 07:44:52 pm »

>Run adapt.exe on adapt.exe.

The Merchant Of Menace · « **Reply #31 on:** August 25, 2011, 07:55:30 pm »

Quote from: Yoink on August 25, 2011, 07:43:16 pm

>Inspect the computer. Is it compatible with our OS? Maybe me could jack into it?

Edit: Er, yeah. Open the box first.

I'm guessing it's not going to be running, but we might be able to harvest some delicious parts from it.

dragnar · « **Reply #32 on:** August 25, 2011, 07:56:39 pm »

>Open the box with the computer in it.
Done. Man, you are becoming a master box-opener! Especially with this new drill on your arm.

>Inspect the computer. Is it compatible with our OS? Maybe me could jack into it?
You run into several problems with this. First, the computer has no power supply. Can't do a lot without plugging it in. Second, you don't seem to have any way of interfacing with anything other than your grasper and a rudimentary voice emulation program. Third, a closer examination reveals the computer to be far more advanced than your own hardware, operating at many times the speed of your own parts. So it's OS is probably not compatible with yours.

>Run adapt.exe on adapt.exe.
You try executing the strange program with itself as a parameter, but receive an error message. Seems you don't have enough free memory to complete the operation...

forsaken1111 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 25, 2011, 07:57:48 pm »

> Consume computer's components as raw materials.

> Scan for other compatible technology.

The Merchant Of Menace · « **Reply #34 on:** August 25, 2011, 07:58:05 pm »

>Tear the computer apart for delicious delicious components.

Roboboy33 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 25, 2011, 07:59:03 pm »

Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on August 25, 2011, 07:58:05 pm

>Tear the computer apart for delicious delicious components.

Yoink · « **Reply #36 on:** August 25, 2011, 07:59:30 pm »

>Run "hardware_envy.exe" as we inspect the computer. Then scan the room for a suitable power source to make it functional.

Fakeedit: Hmm, could be hard after we harvest it for parts.

dragnar · « **Reply #37 on:** August 25, 2011, 08:33:41 pm »

> Consume computer's components as raw materials.(and variations)
That might be difficult. You're not really sure how useful the individual parts are, and besides, you don't have a screwdriver. And drills tend to b͟e̕ r̢ath̢e̶r͜ ṕ̡̡o͠o͏͡r̨̢͡ ̨fo̧r̴̶͞ ͢͝c͡o̴̧͞m̵̀p͡u҉̡ter̷s̢.͘͏ ̢͝

Ok, these blackouts are getting annoying. Nothing obviously changed this time though. You might be able to fix whatever is doing this by looking through your code carefully, but it would take some time. And also... ooh. That's shiny. Your internal systems seem to be dynamically changing somehow. You still aren't sure how the process works, but your available RAM is rapidly multiplying. It stops at about 4 times what it originally was. That might be enough free space to run some more thorough diagnostics...
Current RAM: 24 GB.

> Scan for other compatible technology.
There isn't really much stuff here in a functional state. Your scanning systems can't pick up anything else nearby that might still work.

>Run "hardware_envy.exe" as we inspect the computer. Then scan the room for a suitable power source to make it functional.
While there might be something you can use to power this thing around here, it's way out of your current scanning range. You suppose you could always drag the computer with you for a while if you wanted to...

Roboboy33 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:33:44 pm »

go to the other end of the hallway.

Yoink · « **Reply #39 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:35:22 pm »

>whilst dragging the computer in our remaining grasper.

dragnar · « **Reply #40 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:37:00 pm »

>go to the other end of the hallway.
>whilst dragging the computer in our remaining grasper.
You put down the drill and crag the computer with you as you head down the hallway. Seems your sensors are rather short-range, as the hallway turns out to be only a few dozen meters long, ending in a pair of massive metal doors. That are currently lying on the ground in pieces. You are relatively certain doors are not supposed to do that. Anyway, the doors open up onto what looks to be a lab of some sort. Schematics for a variety of strange devices cover the walls, and a screen in the middle of the room displays a slowly rotating picture of a humanoid robot.

Yoink · « **Reply #41 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:41:51 pm »

>Ignore the rest of the stuff for now and search the room for a power source for our new friend the computer. Surely there must be something in here...

Geen · « **Reply #42 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:43:33 pm »

LOOTLOOTLOOTLOOTloooooooootTHErooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
*Audience cheers*

NoahTophatz · « **Reply #43 on:** August 26, 2011, 03:52:12 am »

>observe schematics
>check for "paradox_ignore.exe" in your system

Armok · « **Reply #44 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:15:03 am »

> Run adapt.exe, passing [metal plates+drill] as the first parameter and the string "wings" as the second parameter.

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