!!THREAD MUSIC!!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc&ob=av2eHey guys, some of you might know me from my RTD "Roll to !!SCIENCE!!, i dont know, first i neglected it, then i forgot all about it, then i was reminded and promised to do another roll post, but then i went pingas and decided to do this instead, with the added !!SCIENCE!! and !!FUN!! of Roll to !!SCIENCE!!, as a roleplaying game instead, why? Because they are easier to maintain, when you want to do other stuff the RP can roll on and you can return.
Setting:
Somewhere far out in the country is a little town, with some long spanish name, but everyone calls it Pickles, for unknown reasons. Pickles is near stagnation, the only "big stuff" is !!GENERIC COPERATION NAMES!!'s Research & Development thing, previously known for thei !!SCIENTIFIC!! breakthroughs in !!FOLK METAL SCIENCE!!, with their 3 head scientists Perry Poo, some guy with an increddibly long name including cartoon sounds, and some scandinavian dude. Otherwise its all boring stuff like coal mines and saw mills and other redneck stuff. Pickles is a real redneck town, with wheel tracks everywhere and monster trucks and big chested ladies and monster trucks and big chested ladies and monster trucks, did i forget to mention the ladies and monstertrucks? Oh also, Walnutmart and Pizza Ben.
Character scheme:
Name:
Kind: Redneck, Illegal mexican immigrant, Italian Plumbers, Dwarf, anything goes here.
Bio:
Experience/Skills in:
Blood type:
Poo type:
Fart compostion: Oxygen% Propane% Poopane% Dwarfyness% Butane% Monstertruck Exhaust%
Musical Taste:
Monster truck: Yes/No
My Char:
Name: Perry Poo
Kind: Brittish
Impression: Bad breath, Crude humor
Bio: Dr. Brown left university 6 years ago to become a scientist at *GENERIC CORPERATION NAME HERE* and make new and exciting and !!FUN!! cool !!STUFF!!, he has a habit of speaking in CAPS like BILLY MAYS did. He has a Phd. in !!SCIENCE!!, given at Mountainhomes Technical Academy of !!FUN SCIENCE!!
Experience/Skills in: !!SCIENCE!!, !!FOLK METAL SCIENCE!! !!PRETENDING TO BE A REDNECK TO FIT IN WITH THE CROWD!!
Blood type: A+
Poo type:
!!VERY HARD!!Fart compostion: Oxygen 0% Propane 30% Poopane50% Dwarfyness NaN% Butane err% Monstertruck Exhaust err% Neurotoxin 100%
Musical Taste: After several years of enduring !!FOLK METAL SCIENCE!!, Perry has adopted the taste of groovy heavy metal, and some Jazz fusion
Monster truck: No, he's brittish after all.
After a long day in the labs, Perry Poo crashes out of the labs, half asleep, mounts his bike and goes slalom all the way to his house, disturbing highway traffic.Perry poo sits down in his !!CHAIR!! reading his !!NEWSPAPER!! on his !!TABLE!!