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Author Topic: Roll To Decide on a Plot: BOSS FIGHT?!  (Read 8171 times)

wolfchild

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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2011, 05:22:26 pm »
You are the "mighty" sorceress alshatta, and have been thrown in here due to you're excessive bragging
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2011, 05:22:52 pm »
Your name is Alanna, a human female who desires to be a magic user.
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2011, 05:40:34 pm »
Your name is Urist Rockhammers "The spotted burning barricades", the legendary Dwarf/Kobold who slew the dread kitten Acamapichtli "The Thongs of drowning". You brought peace and coexistence to the Kobold and Dwarven nations
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2011, 05:54:39 pm »
Time for a silly first impression.
How about a combination? Herlanna the dwarf/kobold inspector with a bizzare fascination for magic.

Of course if this idea is too silly please mention and i will withdraw it.
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2011, 07:35:01 pm »
A kitten named Fuzzy Deathclaws, a great warrior who once slew a cyclops.
Edit: Or a sectoid called TQ-01
« Last Edit: August 23, 2011, 07:38:14 pm by Geen »
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2011, 09:00:10 pm »
Even here you can not hide from my influence, Darvi!


You are Rodney, a hurthling from the Drakalor Chain.  You quest for the Orb of Zot!
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2011, 09:52:49 pm »
You are DOOMGUY, slayer of demons and wielder of the BFG.
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2011, 11:36:49 pm »
Wow. If this was a real roguelike, I would be hooked from the character select screen.
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2011, 12:24:26 am »
Your name is Zoosmell Pooplord.
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2011, 12:34:09 am »
Quote from: TherosPherae on August 24, 2011, 12:24:26 am
Your name is Zoosmell Pooplord.

Approved  8)
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2011, 02:47:13 am »
Quote from: wolfchild on August 24, 2011, 12:34:09 am
Quote from: TherosPherae on August 24, 2011, 12:24:26 am
Your name is Zoosmell Pooplord.

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Aproved, but when it gets denied it should become John Egbert =3
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: Your stomach isn't feeling well...
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2011, 03:26:41 am »
I can't pick Geen's suggestion because it obviously got killed by Sinpwn's beforehand. Heheheh :P

[1] I am clearly a Belgian detective and my purpose is to solve unsolvable crime! I smoke a pipe.
[2] You are DOOMGUY, slayer of demons and wielder of the BFG.
[3] Your name is Alanna, a human female who desires to be a magic user.
[4] Your name is Urist Rockhammers "The spotted burning barricades", the legendary Dwarf/Kobold who slew the dread kitten Acamapichtli "The Thongs of drowning". You brought peace and coexistence to the Kobold and Dwarven nations
[5] Herlanna the dwarf/kobold inspector with a bizzare fascination for magic.
[6] You are Rodney, a hurthling from the Drakalor Chain.  You quest for the Orb of Zot!

[1] Mais oui, he is a Belgian detective! He entered this dungeon because he was hoping to find clues towards who killed Fuzzy, the kitten of the Kobold princess.
Even though he's human, he grew up in a mixed Dwarf/Kobold community, and his name translates roughly to "Zoosmell Pooplord" in Kobold.
He verifies that he has all his faculties... oh non, his hat has gone! At least his magnifique moustache is still alright, if a bit messed up.
As a result of the short bout of Amnesia, his BrainPower has decreased a bit. But there's still plenty left where that came from, after all, you are the great Pooplord!


The room he finds himself in now contains a weapon rack in one corner, and a bag in another. There are two doors that lead outside on opposing walls and an alcove in another.

What now?
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: Your stomach isn't feeling well...
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2011, 03:59:59 am »
Ahahah, does this mean the character I suggested is the antagonist?


Realizing that solving this mystery is impossible without your trusty hat, you vigorously search through the bag to find it!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2011, 04:05:55 am by Sinpwn »
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: Your stomach isn't feeling well...
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2011, 04:00:14 am »
Dust all the weapons for prints
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Re: Roll To Decide on a Plot: Your stomach isn't feeling well...
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2011, 04:03:31 am »
edit:

Examine the body!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2011, 07:48:06 am by lawastooshort »
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