I can't pick Geen's suggestion because it obviously got killed by Sinpwn's beforehand. Heheheh
[1] I am clearly a Belgian detective and my purpose is to solve unsolvable crime! I smoke a pipe.
[2] You are DOOMGUY, slayer of demons and wielder of the BFG.
[3] Your name is Alanna, a human female who desires to be a magic user.
[4] Your name is Urist Rockhammers "The spotted burning barricades", the legendary Dwarf/Kobold who slew the dread kitten Acamapichtli "The Thongs of drowning". You brought peace and coexistence to the Kobold and Dwarven nations
[5] Herlanna the dwarf/kobold inspector with a bizzare fascination for magic.
[6] You are Rodney, a hurthling from the Drakalor Chain. You quest for the Orb of Zot!
[1]
Mais oui, he is a Belgian detective! He entered this dungeon because he was hoping to find clues towards who killed Fuzzy, the kitten of the Kobold princess.Even though he's human, he grew up in a mixed Dwarf/Kobold community, and his name translates roughly to "Zoosmell Pooplord" in Kobold.He verifies that he has all his faculties... oh non, his hat has gone! At least his magnifique moustache is still alright, if a bit messed up.
As a result of the short bout of Amnesia, his BrainPower has decreased a bit. But there's still plenty left where that came from, after all, you are the great Pooplord!
The room he finds himself in now contains a weapon rack in one corner, and a bag in another. There are two doors that lead outside on opposing walls and an alcove in another.
What now?