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[lawastooshort]

It's Dachshund.

[/grammargentleman]

Excellent work. Keep it up and you may reach Infallible Pedant (+1 to all pedantry).

Now that im ambidextrous i can dual-wield. Get out my trusty claymore(Scottish version of greatsword) and prepare to "greet" them.

My apologies: you posted that you wanted to become left-handed, not both-handed, and that is what you had some remarkable success in achieving.

[Geen]

Grab a revolver, ask for a top hat, and use my monocle to magnify sunlight and set the enemy on fire.
EDIT:HE IS A GRAMMER NAZI! That means... He's from the future, and on the enemy's side! TRAITOROUS SCUM!

[lawastooshort]

Grab a revolver, ask for a top hat, and use my monocle to magnify sunlight and set the enemy on fire.
EDIT:HE IS A GRAMMER NAZI! That means... He's from the future, and on the enemy's side! TRAITOROUS SCUM!

and I am a weather Nazi:

10.57pm, Thursday 17th, January, 1906.
A comfortable drawing room, 4, Oxford Street, London.

It's a marvellous idea, but for the lack of strong sunlight indoors during the English winter night time.

[Darvi]

Yeah, left-handers are notoriously bad with their right hands.

Also, claymores aren't really dual-wieldable.

Grab a revolver, ask for a top hat, and use my monocle to magnify sunlight and set the enemy on fire.
EDIT:HE IS A GRAMMER NAZI! That means... He's from the future, and on the enemy's side! TRAITOROUS SCUM!

Spoiler: I punch nazis in the face. (click to show/hide)

Man do I love that gif.

Calmly grab a gun. Leave the room and look for an exit that allows me to flank the Germans.

[areyoua]

Unless you're going to take Sir Melville's gun, there's not a gun left over for you. Unless you want mine. I guess I would be more effective simply charging with my stick, and getting blasted to bits.

[Darvi]

Then we shall roll initiative!

Or I'll edit the action into my previous post. So much for that

[areyoua]

No, no. You can have the gun. You don't have another weapon, and I do.

[lawastooshort]

Unless you're going to take Sir Melville's gun, there's not a gun left over for you.

You are all well aware of Sir Melville's reputation. Several extremely reliable gentlemen, including an Austrian Arch-duke, report having seen him strangle a horse with a single finger.

Having said that, anyone failing in their attempt to grab a gun would most certainly mean that there is a gun for Mr Link to put to better use.

No, no. You can have the gun. You don't have another weapon, and I do.

Someone appears to have understood the rudiments of gentlemanry rather quickly!

Gentlemanliness Increased!
With scant regard for your own safety, you look to that of others.

[Darvi]

Even if I don't get a gun, finding the Germans is a good Idea since I can distract them with my obvious multilingualism.

[scriver]

"Well, I'll say. Let us give those Germans a greeting to remember, shall we?`"

If there is a fireplace in the room, I grab a fire iron, otherwise something heavy and metal-y I can easily wield, like a candlestick. As un-gentlemanneristic as it might be, neither was barging in in the middle of a private meeting like this. A lesson needed to be delivered!
"Surely, my friend, you are not averse to me borrowing this?"

[Geen]

Wow. I watched that gif for like, two minutes.

Anyways, stop being greedy and gimme a gun!

[scriver]

Anyways, stop being greedy and gimme a gun!

Gasp!
What rudeness!

[areyoua]

Wow. I watched that gif for like, two minutes.

Anyways, stop being greedy and gimme a gun!

The irony there is enough to craft a life-size replica of the USS Monitor.

[scriver]

Ah, but, good sir, I believe that was the point

[areyoua]

Ah, but of course I meant the first part. [/shamelessatemptatcoverup]