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[Wimopy]

No idea if anyone has posted this, but have you guys noticed how there's a game for each of the main DF races except Goblins (as far as I see)?

Dwarf Fortress - Bit obvious?
Kobold Quest - Kobolds?
Liberal Crime Squad - Elves.

How'd I get elves to go with LCS? They don't hurt animals, they don't hurt plants (except smoking marijuana, but damn, it's hippies) and they use things they hate. (Elves use wooden items, Liberals use weapons)

Has this been mentioned / Am I really right here?

(this might not be the board to post it, but it seemed like the best)

[Kay12]

Yup, elves and Liberals are a bit alike.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

Does that leave WWI Medic for humans?

(For reference, Kobold Quest is the only one to come out after Dwarf Fortress.)

[Wimopy]

Oh yeah, I forgot to list that one... Too bad there's nothing for gobbos.

(I thought they all came BEFORE Dwarf Fortress, but I guess I was wrong there.)

[klingon13524]

Not by toady, but http://www.goblincamp.com/

[Jonathan S. Fox]

Unless my history is faulty, Kobold Quest was created to be a lightweight game using the DF engine, so that Toady could release its source code and get community help creating the Dwarf Fortress port for Mac OS X, while still keeping the main game's source code closed.

[Necro910]

Indeed.

Don't you just love how the gun-hating gun users are gunning down the gun wielding gun enthusiasts to stop gun use?

[Wimopy]

Indeed.

Don't you just love how the gun-hating gun users are gunning down the gun wielding gun enthusiasts to stop gun use?

Especially because it works, that's something most elves can't say about trading wood to dwarves. (He he he)

[Necro910]

Indeed.

Don't you just love how the gun-hating gun users are gunning down the gun wielding gun enthusiasts to stop gun use?

Especially because it works, that's something most elves can't say about trading wood to dwarves. (He he he)

Especially when we have our own underground supply of exotic trees that they'll never get.

And we're just going to sell them their own asses.

[Jacob/Lee]

Indeed it does, Jonathan.

Indeed.

Don't you just love how the gun-hating gun users are gunning down the gun wielding gun enthusiasts to stop gun use?

Hehe, I love the irony in this game.

[Gatleos]

Obviously, Blood Cave of Satan is the Goblin game.

[Necro910]

Indeed it does, Jonathan.

Indeed.

Don't you just love how the gun-hating gun users are gunning down the gun wielding gun enthusiasts to stop gun use?

Hehe, I love the irony in this game.

Mhm.

[Aerogen]

Nah, the LCS is a heterogeneous group when it comes to the racial traits of its members, but elves are all white skinned blondes with blue eyes. You know, I think elves must be the decedents of some ultra racist arch-conservative humans that eugenized the fucking life out every single "non-whiteblondewithblueeyes" inside the genetic pool of their community and then got those stupid pointy ears out of countless generations of inbreeding. 

Besides, the LCS is only against the abuse of liberal plants and animals, it's ok to torture enlighten and murder liberate from their miserable conservative existence all the rest.

[Necro910]

Nah, the LCS is a heterogeneous group when it comes to the racial traits of its members, but elves are all white skinned blondes with blue eyes. You know, I think elves must be the decedents of some ultra racist arch-conservative humans that eugenized the fucking life out every single "non-whiteblondewithblueeyes" inside the genetic pool of their community and then got those stupid pointy ears out of countless generations of inbreeding. 

Besides, the LCS is only against the abuse of liberal plants and animals, it's ok to torture enlighten and murder liberate from their miserable conservative existence all the rest.

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There's black elves.

...Someone needs to illustrate this.

[Wimopy]

Nah, the LCS is a heterogeneous group when it comes to the racial traits of its members, but elves are all white skinned blondes with blue eyes. You know, I think elves must be the decedents of some ultra racist arch-conservative humans that eugenized the fucking life out every single "non-whiteblondewithblueeyes" inside the genetic pool of their community and then got those stupid pointy ears out of countless generations of inbreeding. 

Besides, the LCS is only against the abuse of liberal plants and animals, it's ok to torture enlighten and murder liberate from their miserable conservative existence all the rest.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

   [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1:BURNT_UMBER:1:CINNAMON:1:COPPER:1:DARK_BROWN:1:DARK_PEACH:1:DARK_TAN:1:ECRU:1:PALE_BROWN:1:PALE_CHESTNUT:1:PALE_PINK:1:PEACH:1:PINK:1:RAW_UMBER:1:SEPIA:1:TAN:1:TAUPE_PALE:1:TAUPE_SANDY:1]
            [TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]

There's black elves.

...Someone needs to illustrate this.

Wow... I did expect there would be various elves, but BLACK? (No, I'm not a racist or anything, but I never could imagine black elves... I mean, not dark elves or blood elves, but black. No offense intended to any people out there.)
There goes the idea about conservative elves... Btw, they live in the middle of a forest with elves, they hate dwarves (who live in quite a feudal region with corporations), and we call them hippies. And hippies are all liberal.

Who's willing to make an elf in DF adventure mode and go around *trying* to massacre dwarves who are racists because they hate elves (just because they are elves, Cacame was an exception... a mighty one too) and try to murder them... (Cacame was an elf turned Arch-Conservative, then elected President.)