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Favorite power?

Hypnotism
- 7 (58.3%)
Mist Form
- 2 (16.7%)
Stoneskin
- 2 (16.7%)
Other ( I will change this poll a bit when more powers are revealed. )
- 1 (8.3%)

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Author Topic: You Are a Vampire  (Read 35817 times)

Pandarsenic

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #195 on: September 08, 2011, 10:02:47 pm »

Thanks, we try :3
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #196 on: September 09, 2011, 02:05:43 am »

So, before the I right the update ( sometime today ) I just want to make this clear: You want Drake to thunderclap Stony's ears, deafening him?  It will depend on the roll, but I actually want to see how this could play out. 
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #197 on: September 09, 2011, 04:25:42 am »

Yeah, I'm going ahead with the turn.

                                                                                                     

He's blind, but he's not dead, not yet.  You already took out his eyesight, why not take out his hearing? 

You clap your hands around his ears with a resounding blow.  He falls back, extremely dazed, and you rush him. 

Unfortunately, he wasn't as dazed as you thought.  Just as your about to jump-kick his face, grabs you in mid-air.  He throws you by the legs to the ground.  He picks you up again with both of his arms clamped around your arms.  You can't get out.  This stone vampire then proceeds to crush you with all his might.  He can't choke you to death, vampires don't need to breathe after all, but if he breaks your spine...

                                                                                                 

Yeah, the earclap worked pretty well, not as effectively as the eye laceration.  But Random.org decided it hates me again, and Drake got a four, while Stone face got around 90.  You'd best do something.  What now? 
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micelus

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #198 on: September 09, 2011, 04:28:36 am »

Ask him if he noticed the werewolf just waiting for one of us to kill each other and kill the other guy. Just a trick of course...Unless Ben's nearby.

Also, did his genitals go stony too?
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #199 on: September 09, 2011, 04:29:10 am »

Yes. 
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #200 on: September 09, 2011, 04:31:37 am »

Damn. We should have brought a chisel.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #201 on: September 09, 2011, 04:32:35 am »

Damn. We should have brought a chisel.

Only in Bay12 would you need a chisel to hurt someone in the genitals. 
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #202 on: September 09, 2011, 07:27:47 am »

I can think of two bloody bullseyes right infront of us... Dig your claws into his sockets and upwards into his brain!
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #203 on: September 09, 2011, 07:30:40 am »

I can think of two bloody bullseyes right infront of us... Dig your claws into his sockets and upwards into his brain!

Drake's arms are pinned.  You can't move your arms. 
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #204 on: September 09, 2011, 07:32:55 am »

First we need to get him off of us. Disorienting him by throwing him should work; we are, after all, a vampire. His grip and stone skin can only matter so much. Then-

Idea.

Even with stoneskin on, his nose should be fairly fragile...

Raise legs, kick face?
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #205 on: September 09, 2011, 07:49:04 am »

Hmmm, he is stronger than we are. I dout that we could throw him. We need to dig our claws into his brain to get him for good, via the eye sockets. But how to break his grip...

Hmmm...

Ok, can we sink our fangs into his eye sockets? Enough to cause large amounts of pain? Then, when he loosens his grip, we push up through his arms with our legs and to freedom, or at least until an arm is free, then its brain digging time! Thoughts?

Also, stone skin means he has more mass over his nose. Kicking his face probably wouldn't do much. We need something with more mass behind it than our fists. Maybe a boulder or two?
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #206 on: September 09, 2011, 07:57:23 am »

Throwing isn't about strength, it's about leverage. Strictly speaking, all we have to do (warning: impending gross oversimplification) is get him moving towards us and duck while making his momentum continue.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #207 on: September 09, 2011, 08:23:07 am »

Drake is in a bear-hug, what momentum are you talking about? 
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #208 on: September 09, 2011, 08:29:31 am »

Are our feet touching the ground? If not, how far off the ground are we?
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