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Favorite power?

Hypnotism
- 7 (58.3%)
Mist Form
- 2 (16.7%)
Stoneskin
- 2 (16.7%)
Other ( I will change this poll a bit when more powers are revealed. )
- 1 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12


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Zako

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #180 on: September 08, 2011, 05:59:25 am »

Hypnosis probably won't work on a fellow vampire, let alone an older and more experienced one. I think we may have to throw him off a cliff, but instead, we should lure him into the snow. The sheer weight of his stone skin will slow him down badly in deep snow, and if he morphs out of it then he is open for attack!
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #181 on: September 08, 2011, 07:11:51 am »

> aim for the eyes.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #182 on: September 08, 2011, 07:29:51 am »

Alright, got two votes for aim for the eyes, one vote four lure him into the snow.  Need one more. 
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Zako

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #183 on: September 08, 2011, 09:13:50 am »

Oh and don't forget to aim for the eyes at the same time. I forgot that bit.  :-[
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #184 on: September 08, 2011, 09:25:05 am »

Hypnosis probably won't work on a fellow vampire, let alone an older and more experienced one. I think we may have to throw him off a cliff, but instead, we should lure him into the snow. The sheer weight of his stone skin will slow him down badly in deep snow, and if he morphs out of it then he is open for attack!
And, of course, aim for the eyes as well. He can't kill you if he can't see you.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #185 on: September 08, 2011, 09:33:32 am »

I really am the least subtle person on Earth.

                                                                                                     

You back away, trying to formulate a plan.  He is stronger, and MUCH tougher, but slower and heavier.  To the snow it is!

You retreat off the cliff, and he walks calmly towards you.  As he moves forward, he sinks into the snow, slowing him down even more.  Perfect.

You lunge at him, and jump up, pressing your legs against his chest.  In a flash, you flip over him, landing deftly behind the stone vampire.  He turns around, only to see your claws go to his eyes.  In a feat of true precision and strength, you lacerate both eyes completely, permanently blinding him.  That doesn't mean his other senses are dulled, however. 

                                                                                                 

Short update, I know, but I rolled a massive amount of success.  I rolled on Random.Org ( it loves me now apparently ) on the "scratch eyes out" move, and Drake got a 99/100, and Mr. Stony got a 1/100.  So yeah, not only can he no longer see, he isn't even able to heal them, due to the sheer severity of the damage.  Well done. 

He ain't out yet though.   
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Pandarsenic

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #186 on: September 08, 2011, 10:25:01 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozv1RcQJAHA&feature=player_detailpage#t=30s

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Hmmm...

If we boxed his ears, perhaps we could blow out his eardrums with the air pressure?
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #187 on: September 08, 2011, 04:50:22 pm »

Ahahahaha, I loved him in BG2. Fantastic lines and a good tank/bitch slapper to boot! Absolutely brilliant.

And yeah, his skin may be stone, but surely his eardrums would be normal, right? Cup your hands and slam them over his ears!
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #188 on: September 08, 2011, 05:14:40 pm »

We have nothing to lose by trying it. After all, whether or not it works, it doesn't matter because the ear's vulnerability to that is a side-effect of its basic functionality, meaning that whether he's vulnerable to it or not, he can't hear us after. If that doesn't harm him, he just couldn't have heard us anyway.
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Zako

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #189 on: September 08, 2011, 05:48:21 pm »

Not to mention that it will also put him off balance. He might not feel the pain of his eardrums ripping apart, but he WILL feel the loss of coordination and balance.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #190 on: September 08, 2011, 05:54:43 pm »

Well, I was mostly focusing on that taking him apart one sense at a time is just badass, but that helps, too.
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« Reply #191 on: September 08, 2011, 07:26:57 pm »

You see enemy, I see a 3rd faction leader for us to play to our advantage befriend
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #192 on: September 08, 2011, 07:29:27 pm »

I was mostly focusing on that taking him apart one sense at a time is just badass
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Zako

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #193 on: September 08, 2011, 08:22:32 pm »

We just permanently blinded him. I dout he is in the mood for being friendly. And he attacked first, so he has no intentions of ever being a friend.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #194 on: September 08, 2011, 09:17:35 pm »

...You guys are suggesting to bypass all his stone defenses through ear science.

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