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Favorite power?

Hypnotism
- 7 (58.3%)
Mist Form
- 2 (16.7%)
Stoneskin
- 2 (16.7%)
Other ( I will change this poll a bit when more powers are revealed. )
- 1 (8.3%)

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Author Topic: You Are a Vampire  (Read 35319 times)

stabbymcstabstab

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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #90 on: August 27, 2011, 10:25:44 am »

Whats the point of having a werewolf that doesn't transform?
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #91 on: August 27, 2011, 10:37:20 am »

...What's the point of having a werewolf that does transform and eat us?!
Jeez guys, shoulda listened, we could've won the townsfolk over... ::)
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #92 on: August 27, 2011, 10:42:54 am »

We could tame him and tell him to kill people around the villages from time to time, to make sure people think they have a werewolf problem, not a vampire buisness.
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« Reply #93 on: August 27, 2011, 10:48:37 am »

Uh-huh. I guess, maybe if we paid enough attention to the phases of the moon we could just release him when he's about to turn... But then it'd be difficult re-capturing him, unless he really is dumb enough as a human to come back to the castle. :P
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #94 on: August 27, 2011, 10:51:26 am »

We could just place him in a cage, throw humans inside, pick up their bodies the next day and put them in the woods.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #95 on: August 27, 2011, 03:37:19 pm »

Return home.Find out who rules the local lands. A count? A duke? A king? Find out their names and try to meet with them. Try to bring back any metal goods found on the angry mob.

And I saw the plot hook but I think I've had enough of werewolves for now. Must strengthen our position before we go about doing adventures.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2011, 03:40:17 pm by micelus »
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2011, 09:28:57 am »

One turn, freshly ( ok maybe a bit late ) delivered!

                                                                                                     

Putting the short sword inside your coat, you call to your new companions. 

"It's time to leave."

They are painfully slower than you, but eventually, all of you reach the sanctuary of your castle. 

Walking inside the door, you notice that there are less leaks in the roof.  You see Kevin sweeping some dust in the kitchen.

"Good job, Kevin, however, you've got a long way to go."

"Yes, boss."

You preferred it when he called you "master".  "Boss" is just...too informal.  But you don't have the time for such trivialities. 

This was an exciting experience.  Hiring a non-hunchbacked servant, hiring a, in Ben's terms, "blood cow", and basically enslaving a werewolf.  For most of your ten-year long undead existence, you were mostly shut up inside the castle, learning from your maker, Francis.  He took you out to hunt, but only for that.  And those were just for blood.  The True Hunt, the oldest of vampiric traditions, was an event which you only did once or twice.

Now that you think about it, this adventure, which was just supposed to be a simple feeding, was the most contact you've had with the outside world.  You need to know more about this land, and its people, if you are to become a successful vampire.  Francis would have wanted that. 

You go into your ( previously Francis' ) private study.  There are a multitude of books, some written in languages that you can't read.  You select one.  It says, "History of the Malanor Empire".  You flip through it, then stop.  The current king, apparently, is Emperor Frederick the 9th.  Francis left quite a few handwritten notes inside this book, often denouncing the emperor as "weak" and "spineless".  From how ineffective the emperor was at his rule, you were inclined to agree. 

According to the tome, Emperor Frederick the 9th completely failed to handle a rebellion in the province of Morghat, which resulted in it seceding from the empire.  Only with the diplomatic and military aid of the church did Morghat surrender.  But the troubles of a king did not concern you.  You're more concerned on the lord of this province. 

Ah, here it is.  Lord Jameson the beaut, a handsome and womanizing noble, is the rightful lord of Teltovar, the province you are in.  A decent ruler, but often considered to be reckless and irresponsible, especially when it comes to women.  This is all good information, but what will you use it for?

                                                                                                 

Some exposition on the layout of the empire and your province.  Hope you find it useful.

Goodnight, and don't let the vampires suck every drop of blood in your body. 

Keep posting, and have fun. 
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2011, 11:41:57 am »

> Hypnotize some attractive female to act as a spy for you.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2011, 02:39:00 pm »

Also find out where lord Jameson is currently and where  he resides.

Bring "bloodcow" with you and meet with Jameson.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2011, 08:35:40 pm by micelus »
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2011, 02:55:45 pm »

^
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2011, 08:14:53 pm »

We could send the blood cow... I mean, she seems to be not particularly terrified of supernatural beings, seeing as her husband was a werewolf. *shrug* Otherwise, I'm not sure what we should do.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2011, 08:26:22 pm »

The bloodcow is not the most attractive I believe, just pretty. Maybe we could send both.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #102 on: August 28, 2011, 08:30:30 pm »

With our luck, the next female we try to 'recruit' will be married to a full-time professional vampire hunter. Who just happens to be off-duty to visit her. ::)
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #103 on: August 28, 2011, 08:34:56 pm »

Yeah...actually I'm going to change my vote...into something even more stupid.
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Re: You Are a Vampire
« Reply #104 on: August 28, 2011, 08:37:00 pm »

Whoo! Stupidity for the win! Do eet! :D

Oh, and first formulate some story as to how we're a distant relative come to visit her, in case she's recognized.

Also... Why are we going to see Jameson?
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