Ok, so it's three votes against two. Looks like we'll be running away and let the angry mob get hopelessly slaughtered the werewolf themselves. Oh, and you can't reason with a werewolf. Intelligence is too low for that
You realize that you can't fight this beast. You have only one hope.
As the wolf charges at you, you duck and slide underneath the best, and quickly extend your knee.
"AWWWWOOOOOOOOO!"
Turning quickly, you run to the strangely calm Arianne and pinch her neck, rendering her unconscious immediately. Slinging her over your shoulder, you run for it, leaving the pained howls of the wolf behind you.
Your inhumanly quick mind calculates your options. You can't fight that thing on your own, not even with a silver weapon. But you can't just run either. He will track you down. You need a distraction. Nearby, you hear the sounds of drunkenness and festivity within the tavern. Hiding Mrs. unconscious Arianne behind the tavern, you enter.
"Help, Help, there's a werewolf!" you shout at a top of your lungs.
The people quickly stop what they're doing and stare at this lunatic.
"Huh?" a potbellied bartender asks.
"A werewolf, he's in the alley outside, he nearly killed me, please help!".
"Woah, slow down lad, tell us exactly what happened."
Feigning exhaustion and fear ( okay fine, the fear part is somewhat true ) you tell them a quickly fabricated story.
"My wife and I were just walking back to our house in the country, when the beast jumped at us. My dear wife ran, but the monster was too quick. He tore her to pieces before I could even blink" you cry some crocodile tears just for the show, "Please you must help me!".
"I'll kill the beast!" shouts a large soldier, obviously a mercenary.
The other people began volunteering, and soon enough, an angry mob forms, and they storm out the door to kill ( well not kill, but definitely distract ) the werewolf. The only source of light comes from a torch and a silver candelabra. You watch the candles flicker out.
Random.org hates me. The werewolf kept getting better rolls. I managed to roll a good number for the testicle crushing maneuver, and I decided I shouldn't invoke the whole -20 penalty. Besides, you weren't trying to fully fight the wolf, you just needed a window to escape. If I had included the penalty, Drake would be dead ( well maybe not dead but very much injured ). Good call with the ball crushing.
I pity the angry mob, that wolf will slice through them like butter, they don't even have so much as a silver teaspoon. This should buy you enough time, but the wolf will be back unless you kill him. Best get a silver weapon.
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