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[Alestom]

HE KEEPS ON KILLING PEOPLE

He is a 1 footed, 1 handed Crutch wielding/walking Captain of the guard, and beat one of my iron clad Militia men to death because he kicked a soap maker.....A SOAP MAKER

What do I do?

[MonsteR]

He's missing a foot and a hand and is still beating armored soldiers to death?

You give that man a raise.

[arzzult]

Do you have prison cells? If not make some.

[Number4]

A legendary bedroom for a legendary dwarf?
If you won't give him one he'll kick your arse, and no, being one-footed won't stop a proper dwarf!

[Alestom]

How do I make prison cells?

and what if he assigns a beating?! He has gone rampart and killed a sad Urist McLyeMaker who kicked over a chair!

[MonsteR]

Like arzzult said, if you make a prison he will lock people up instead of delivering the smacketh down. Build a cage or chain and assign it to be used for (J)ustice.

[elf-fondling human]

Don't forget, wooden cages won't work for justice.

[Benedict Hardy]

sdasd

[Ubiq]

HE KEEPS ON KILLING PEOPLE

He is a 1 footed, 1 handed Crutch wielding/walking Captain of the guard, and beat one of my iron clad Militia men to death because he kicked a soap maker.....A SOAP MAKER

What do I do?

So he is beating people to death with the crutch or what?

If so, give him a steel crutch and assign him to patrol the entrance of the fort.

[Alestom]

I put him out of a job, left him alone to deal with ever present giant badgers....HE GOES BERSERK AND KILLS 24 DWARFS!!!!! WTF MAN! I HAVE STEEL CLAD MILITARY AND IRON CLAD MILLITIA

[Eddren]

And don't go cheap, either.
It needs Magma fountains, at LEAST eight waterfalls, solid platinum everything, Hordes of carp beneath grates(That survive via water brought in from the waterfall,) cages full of Elephants, and Badgers. Badgers everywhere, on chains.

[Alestom]

But he caused me so much harm! Do you realise that he beat down an entire squad of hero's (Granted they were unarmed) and a good deal of my more important dwarfs?!

[Eddren]

Oh, in that case, to hell with the Platinum, bump it up to Addy!
THIS GUY IS GREAT!
If you don't know what to do, please, reference to the in-game help guide.

[franti]

I recomend magma.

[Stoup]

It may be irritating seeing your fortress die to one measly cripple and his supercrutch, but that's part of what makes DF fun: It's the only game in which you'll get supercripples that kill entire armies.