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[Fniff]

You are nothingness. You are the blankest character available in a blank setting with nothing really interesting happening. You are practically non-sentient. You wish to be, and nothing more. Your creator shall give you a purpose, a reason. A style, or anything really. Just something other then this blankness. Your creators look at you, trying to think what you will be...

You will be a webcomic character, certainly, but who?

[ExKirby]

Red from Breaktime Comics which I really need to update. Link in sig for referrence.

[Fniff]

(Actually, you can create your own character. Just make one up on the spot)

[Yoink]

Hattus Hatsy, a midget who hides from the world inside a huge ten-gallon hat. Oh, and they're a cyclops, with a hole in the front to look through.

[Fniff]

Redrick Hatsy, a guy with a nice hat. You also lost your eye.

The world shifts around you. You are now wearing a cowboy hat and an eyepatch. You are a stickfigure now, the most basic of all artforms. What will the style of this particular webcomic be?

[Tidal]

Liek XKCD.

[Fniff]

Your creators decide that the best option would be to keep it like a stick figure comic for now. That is the last thing you hear from your creators before you are fully formed into a character. You are put behind a forth wall. You slowly drift into the comic. You wake up in a modest bedroom. Outside, the sound of traffic and general urban living drifts in through your bedroom. You are lying in the bed, just woken up. You stretch and stand up. Blinking, you wonder what to do next.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Drama Points: None
Comedy Points: None
Fans: 0
Drama Events: 1. Random: Something dramatic but random happens. You can only have a vague theme
Comedy Events: 1. Random: Something funny but random happens. You can only have a vague theme

[Armok]

> fall over when trying to get up.

[Yoink]

> Make breakfast. Nutri-grain if we have any, otherwise we might have to brave the harsh outside world...

[Fniff]

You walk to your kitchen and make some breakfast. You get Nutri-grain ("Nutri-grain! More cancer, more friends!) and eat it. You thank God you haven't fallen out of bed, but then you fall over. Then your body goes a handstand with your head and you fall over again. This continues until you end up at the end of the street. You finally manage to get up when you fall over again.

COMMENTS ON STRIP ONE:

Sux.

Too long.

Really bad.

Not looking at this webcomic again.


You are now at a supermarket. What do you do?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Drama Points: None
Comedy Points: None
Fans: 0
Drama Events: 1. Random: Something dramatic but random happens. You can only have a vague theme
Comedy Events: 1. Random: Something funny but random happens. You can only have a vague theme

[Yoink]

> Start talking to ourself. 'Damn, I hate it when that happens. Really need to re-level the floorboards.'
Then let's pull our hat down a bit and go into the shop, trying to avoid human contact as much as possible as we head for the snack aisle.

[Armok]

> get mugged

[ashton1993]

>Chase (whilst riding a shopping trolley) a live pig around the supermarket for food, then pay for it

[Fniff]

You tighten the hat on your head and head inside to the supermarket. You dash to the snack aisle, but a mugger suddenly jumps out of a chocolate bar you were just about to shoplift! He clicks back the gun, but you manage to jump inside a trolley and fly away into the night! Satified, you head to bed and go to sleep.

COMMENTS FOR STRIP TWO
Lol. Awesome.
Hilarious.
I like it.
I'll be reading this!

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Drama Points: 1
Comedy Points: 3
Fans: 5
Drama Events: 1. Random: Something dramatic but random happens. You can only have a vague theme
Comedy Events: 1. Random: Something funny but random happens. You can only have a vague theme

[Yoink]

> DREAM SEQUENCE! We dream of the mythical hat-land, the land of magic hats. Also, character development, as it includes our non-hat wearing family, and how we became estranged from them.