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[Ahra]

if i cant lockpick door , crowbar

[lawastooshort]

Hmm.

Attempting to use my moderate Liberal journalist connection to get it published, write an article full of HEART and CHARISMA about the importance of LIBERALISM and the OPPRESSED SCOTS in the local paper. Or even try to ghostwrite it for her, if that won't work.

In the meantime, give Julie a ring to see if she'd like to meet up for a coffee. Discuss only the merits of LIBERALISM, and of course her problems - which I will show, using HEART and CHARISMA and HOPEFULLY not INTELLECT, are all due to the evils of CONSERVATISM

[I realise I may have to advance further in Part 2 to achieve Part 1 (LIBERAL PROPAGANDA) and that the Lab team have a mission going on that may skew the time scales slightly)

[Azkul]

Try to gain entry through the maintenance door.

[lawastooshort]

Spraypaint to her face to stun, then run for it.

Yes! Awesome! Please get a 6.

[Darvi]

Continue to use my LIBERAL CHARISMA for the LIBERAL CAUSE. If possible, get in contact with a judge. Another lawyer is fine too.

[Krath]

Stand guard while my LIBERAL comrades try to gain entry.

[Kay12]

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

The Conservative bitch screams in rage as Kerouac applies the LIBERAL finishing touches to her makeup. However, despite getting a face full of Liberal Battle Colors, the woman proves to be a capable runner - she manages to keep up with Kerouac for several blocks, hollering CONSERVATIVE insults^* while sprinting (such lung capacity!). Eventually she wears off, and Kerouac disappears from her sight, but the strange chase was witnessed by dozens of people, making Kerouac's graffiti operation hardly discreet as a whole... but that may turn out to be a good thing as well.

*Note that many CONSERVATIVE insults involve stuff that Liberals may actually be proud of

[spoilerGenetics Gig]The Squad assumes positions near the maintenance door. The lock seems to be fairly weak, and working together to resolve the lock, the Liberal Crime Squad gains entrance through the maintenance door. No one sees them enter the Genetics Plant.

The Squad enters a small maintenance room - mops, brooms, large cans of cleaning chemicals... but nothing of particular interest apart from another, unlocked door. Carefully opening it, the Squad witnesses the TERROR they came to fight - they have entered the animal storage area CONCENTRATION CAMP where little creatures are crammed so they can be used for (further) sadistic experiments. Some animals have died in their cages, others have been maimed beyond recognition but are still somehow alive. The room is filled with loud noises - shrieks of terror, moans of agony, and crackling of flaming rabbits. The stench of death, misery and corruption is enough to make any Liberal retch.

The only exit, apart from the way the Squad came in, is a white unlocked metal door - possibly the entrance to the lab itself! Who knows what CONSERVATIVE EVILS are taking place in there! On the other hand, it is not at all unlikely that a CONSERVATIVE scientist will come in to deposit or retrieve unfortunate subjects - setting up an ambush in this glum dungeon wouldn't be hard.[/spoiler]

[Toaster]

Works for me.

Again!  Continue to spread the Liberal Message through ART!

[Spaghetti7]

I shall release the OPPRESSED animals, then wait by the side of the door for someone to enter.

[lawastooshort]

Grigor shall continue having a good time with Julie, wishing his comrades the best and waiting till his next chance of discussing CONSERVATISM and why it has caused all of her PROBLEMS...

[Azkul]

I shall also release the OPPRESSED animals, then wait by the side of the door for someone to enter.

[Ahra]

I shall also release the OPPRESSED animals, then wait by the side of the door for someone to enter.

[Spaghetti7]

I shall also release the OPPRESSED animals, then wait by the side of the door for someone to enter.

Okay, this'll work.

I shall also release the OPPRESSED animals, then wait by the side of the door for someone to enter.

Um, guys. There are only two sides of a door. Um. Someone gonna stand in plain view?

[Darvi]

It's a revolving door. it has 4 sides.

[Azkul]

More than one person can stand on a side of a door