As you can see, this design offers
░ = Steel (or iron if you're Citroën)
▓ = Clear glass windows for your viewing pleasures.
> = Access stairs (ramps for handicapped persons available with slight modification)
╥ = Top-of-the-line granite bucket seats for maximum comfort.
ò = Combination gear shift/Trunk opener for convenience and accessibility.
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║+++║ = Only the finest trunk lids available for our cherished customers.
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% = Our models provide the highest degree of trunk space in the business, allowing you to store more Kitten™ designer apparel than any other line.
As you can plainly see, we at Tekkud Autos inc. care for our customers in every possible way. We provide models suited specifically for the dwarf-on-the-go with barrel-holders for caffeinated rum, the beardball-mom with folding seats to accommodate the extra dwarflings fresh from practice, and the young stallion with our magma-cruiser design, fueled by prime Grade-A molten magnetite.
We also carry imports, such as the elven party van with its fanciful side designs and small indoor farm plot, the goblin troller (popular with the macho-dwarves for its menacing spikes and powerful tires capable of crushing smaller models underneath its tread), as well as the ever-popular human Parkalot™ model, with inner screw pump hydraulics for bouncing the rope reed dice on your dashboard.
Happy Driving
- Tekkud Autos inc.
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