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[LordExumius]

When I play stealth adventurers, I usually finish the enemies that pass out after having been bruised all over by thrown thongs in this fashion, mostly biting or stabbing.

I think killing people with thongs is now my favourite method.

[Agorp Stronden]

My favorite way to kill is to mod a playable bronze colossus adventurer and then I just throw everyone around until they smash so hard into things that they explode.

[DrPoo]

I like to bite off people's noses in their sleep, then when they wake up, just slaughter em.
Another favorite is hacking their limbs off untill they die.
If they have been specially obnoxious, will incapicitate them, then bite, scratch and cut out any facial features, then proceeding to go for the everything else.

[kellen]

This thread.

Jesus Christ, and here I am just spearing them in the foot or lower abdomen and then bashing their brains in with my shield as they keel over.

[Xotano]

i found that grabbing archer's quivers is really fun! wrestle a quiver and start throwing bolts/arrows like a madman they basically pass right though the targets, i killed a bandit warlord with a single throw RIGHT AFTER SLEEPING IN THERE CAMP AS IF THEY WERE MY FRIENDS! so much fun to be had!

[Gizogin]

I don't just bleed them to death.  That would be lame.  I bleed ON them to death!  Yay for molten iron blood!

[Spirit of Power]

My favorite way can be summed up as thus:

You slash the Enemy in the lower body! The severed part flies off in an arc!
The Enemy has been struck down.

Though after reading this thread that may very well change into something more... Interesting.

[jc6036]

Chopping a bandit leader in half and dual wielding both parts of his body to kill the rest of the gang?

[Spirit of Power]

Chopping a bandit leader in half and dual wielding both parts of his body to kill the rest of the gang?

The PERFECT way to train Misc. Object User! If that's the skill that governs that. But yes, i will now smite my enemies with the deformed halves of their leader!

[Bdthemag]

I prefer to kill my enemies as painless as possible, straight to the heart or brain for me. After all, no true gentlemen would force their worthy adversaries to endure a long painful death.

[TFBeyond]

I prefer to kill my enemies as painless as possible, straight to the heart or brain for me. After all, no true gentlemen would force their worthy adversaries to endure a long painful death.

...I don't understand what you just said.

[Therolyn]

Definitely tearing them a new one with my bare hands or with teeth, but several other methods are fine enough. Although I'm not particularly fond of just throwing stuff, except heads. Overall I'm not too fussy about how I kill something.

[Xotano]

I prefer to kill my enemies as painless as possible, straight to the heart or brain for me. After all, no true gentlemen would force their worthy adversaries to endure a long painful death.

who says they are worthy? sometimes you just run into a bandit so weak you just want to have as much fun destroying him as posible

[Angel Of Death]

My new way is to smash their hands and fingers with a rock, smash their feet and toes with something heavier and then smash the arms and legs with the same thing. You then hit them in the chest until they die.

[Melissia]

Stab/hack/slash them until I get a good shot at their head, then bash it in with a weapon smack.

It works against most creatures anyway.