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Angel Of Death

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What's your favourite way to kill?
« on: August 20, 2011, 10:11:10 am »

I've been enjoying stabbing my enemies in the guts and then finishing them with a blow to the head with my shield.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2011, 11:08:34 am »

Hack them to pieces. Hack every single limb off ond wait until your victim bleds to death.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2011, 11:12:56 am »

If they are relativitaly weak, break their legs with wrestling and then smash their heads in. If not, well, cut their legs and/or feet off, then I repeatedly go for the head. I sometimes also cut their hands/arms off just for teh lols when they start running and bleed to death.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 11:44:21 am »

The best word to describe my method of murder is... Disassembly. I remove everything that can be removed in as short a time as possible. I like to challenge myself, seeing how much I can remove before they bleed to death.

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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 01:16:21 pm »

I start by disarming (Chopping off arm/hands) , move to disabling (Chopping off feet/legs) , Then keep hitting the head every good oppurtunity.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 01:28:28 pm »

The best word to describe my method of murder is... Disassembly. I remove everything that can be removed in as short a time as possible. I like to challenge myself, seeing how much I can remove before they bleed to death.
i enjoy doing that as well. But Specifically I like to bite off limbs, appendages, etc. Have to hold them in a headlock to do so effectively sometimes.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 01:34:01 pm »

I usually duel-wield a sword and dagger. I do a lot of showy things, but do them quick and efficiently. For instance: stab upper body with dagger, it gets stuck in, move NE (imagining my PC ripping out the dagger in a twirl to that tile), slash at the head for the kill (imagining hitting the throat and cutting it open). Or, slash off one arm with one weapon, the other hand with the dagger, then going in for a stab kill with one or the other. I like the more epic touches to killing my enemies.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2011, 02:02:41 pm »

Lately I've been going unarmed, so I generally try to steal their weapon if they have one, and toss it away before punching them several times in the upper/lower body and then going for a head-kick if they're dangerous.

If not I just torture them to death.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2011, 04:09:08 pm »

I often use a combination of a Longsword in my right hand and a shortsword in my left.

One of my favorite ways of killing people is to get my longsword stuck in their chest; Followed by my shortsword. Then i kick them until they die.

Alternatively i move one tile back; Drawing my blades out of the poor guys chest in one fluid motion and move on to the next one; Blood loss usually finishes them off.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2011, 07:56:22 pm »

Crab neck->choke->strangle->bite

Nothing like chomping in a wolf's neck.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2011, 08:30:33 pm »

If someone has a child, I'll break the child's arms, legs and gouge the eyes. I'll then smash the knees of the parents and start throwing knives at the child while the parents are forced to watch. I LOVE DF!
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2011, 08:32:40 pm »

If someone has a child, I'll break the child's arms, legs and gouge the eyes. I'll then smash the knees of the parents and start throwing knives at the child while the parents are forced to watch. I LOVE DF!
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2011, 09:23:40 pm »

The FBI already knew. We're all on their watch list...
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2011, 09:49:07 pm »

I grapple any weapons away, break the arms and legs, then aim a swift hit to the head.
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Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2011, 10:02:52 pm »

Gouge eyes, break bones via grappeling, and strangle until they pass out, I then use a copper knife to cut everything I can see except the head, so they bleed.
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