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[Necro910]

My leader has no stomach.

Was it because of...





MAAAAAGMAAA?

THAT'S MY LINE YOU BASTARD! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! IT'S:

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MAGMAAAAAAAAA

Also, no. It was a group of 5 soldiers with M4's filled his gut with lead. Now Der Offizier is pissed off, and hungers only for SOULS...

[Necro910]

My leader has no stomach.

There's no permanent injury like that in LCS.

He got his stomach exploded or whatever, when we were at the door.

[Aerogen]

My leader has no stomach.

No shit? You gutless bastard.

[Kay12]

My leader has no stomach.

There's no permanent injury like that in LCS.

He got his stomach exploded or whatever, when we were at the door.

Either his midriff exploded, in which case he probably died at the spot (granted, that is a permanent injury), or you got the special but not permanent stomach special injury. That required professional treatment but isn't permanent.

[Jacob/Lee]

My leader has no stomach.

No shit? You gutless bastard.

That would've been perfect if you were mocking him for running away.

[Necro910]

My leader has no stomach.

No shit? You gutless bastard.

That would've been perfect if you were mocking him for running away.

Too bad I scared them all away by screaming "DERP!".

Then I ran over a fruitstand.

[Wimopy]

Well... I just had my leader's tongue blown off by a policeman.
I surrendered because my single person was near death...
She then defended herself in court flawlessly. (Everyone pleaded for freedom)

Seven years later, she was just condemned to 5 consecutive lifetimes in prison, with leniency.

[Geen]

I once had a military guy who lost an eye, I immediately named him Solid Snake. He was later killed when a hillbilly blew both his arms off and pitchforked him in the heart.
Also, an epic retiree missing all limbs except one arm, he was a ninja in that he could sneak past anything, and one-shot a tank with a katana. He died of old age right as the military decided to use planes, though.

[Necro910]

I once had a military guy who lost an eye, I immediately named him Solid Snake. He was later killed when a hillbilly blew both his arms off and pitchforked him in the heart.
Also, an epic retiree missing all limbs except one arm, he was a ninja in that he could sneak past anything, and one-shot a tank with a katana. He died of old age right as the military decided to use planes, though.

He ragequit because he can't jump. 

[Jacob/Lee]

I once had a military guy who lost an eye, I immediately named him Solid Snake. He was later killed when a hillbilly blew both his arms off and pitchforked him in the heart.
Also, an epic retiree missing all limbs except one arm, he was a ninja in that he could sneak past anything, and one-shot a tank with a katana. He died of old age right as the military decided to use planes, though.

How does that work? How can a 1 limbed senior sneak past anything?

[Megaman]

I once had a military guy who lost an eye, I immediately named him Solid Snake. He was later killed when a hillbilly blew both his arms off and pitchforked him in the heart.
Also, an epic retiree missing all limbs except one arm, he was a ninja in that he could sneak past anything, and one-shot a tank with a katana. He died of old age right as the military decided to use planes, though.

How does that work? How can a 1 limbed senior sneak past anything?

He rambled about 'YOU DURRNED KIDS AND YUR FANCY MODERN IMPLEMENTS OF WARFARE!' so much everyone tuned him out instinctively.

[Aerogen]

I once had a military guy who lost an eye, I immediately named him Solid Snake. He was later killed when a hillbilly blew both his arms off and pitchforked him in the heart.
Also, an epic retiree missing all limbs except one arm, he was a ninja in that he could sneak past anything, and one-shot a tank with a katana. He died of old age right as the military decided to use planes, though.

He ragequit because he can't jump. 

"Gimme my viagra and I will bunny hop all across the conservative lines!"

[Nyx]

Lost legs will cause what I think is a bitshift loss in agility. Lose one leg, it's a bitshift of one - lose both, it's a bitshift of two. If this is correct, a person with AGI of 17 (10001) would be reduced to 8 when losing one leg (1000) and to 4 when losing both (100). Seems odd, that bitshift there - I wonder if I'm interpreting this right.

Hi,
A right [non-circular] bitshift is equivalent to a division by 2, and is the most effective way to perform such a divide. Shifts are routinely used to optimize a division (rightshift) or multiplication (leftshift) - the factor is 2^shiftsize (shift 3 to the left is a multiply by 2^3 = 8 ). Simple side effect of using a binary system (like add a zero to a normal decimal base10 number, you multiplied by the base).

Shifts are so simple and so routinely used that they are implemented in CPU hardware, and are guaranteed in 1 cycle max - iirc can sometimes be combined with another operation.

In game terms, it is that stat is halved (rounded down) for 1 leg-loss and by 4 for both legs lost.

HTH / Liberally yours =)

[Jonathan S. Fox]

The bitshift is also thoroughly unnecessary; it's a micro-optimization in code that doesn't need it, and I believe most compliers are clever enough to swap out integer division by a constant power of two with a bitshift anyway. But yes, it's theoretically used to be faster than division by two or four.

[ryan5050]

Once I was playing a B C game and i got a bunch of child workers
And I was improving their skills and i had my leader out with them
I had a dumbass kid who sucked like six years old so we was training/
Grinding and death Squads came most of them died. My leader was neardeath
But out of no where the kid just filled them with lead we made it back but a
few days later she bled out do to a "Ripped Off" leg Chaged my slogan to "Remember the fallen" in honor of her so after that and we won the game by raiding every site the end. :3