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Wait for Soviet Storm Rising to be released.

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Don't bother continuing the let's play, but document anything modding related.

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Just lock it, it has had its day.

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Wait for a new scenario, or create one yourself.

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Please keep playing the same stuff over and over! I like repetition!

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Total Members Voted: 34

[Sheb]

What is our goal anyway?

[NRDL]

World peace through domination.  End the chaos, restore order. 

[Hyo]

..... But... what about world peace...?

[Angel Of Death]

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Silly Iraq, you don't even control your own nation. You look very silly.



India could very well be the end of our game. Their attacks will raise Soviet ambition. Eventually, the Soviets will drop a few nukes on India.



I'm going to increase troops a bit as a "We won't tolerate your violence" sign.





Yes!





Sure!






Silly Yugoslavia! You can't beat the Soviets!



I begin perform a few surgical strikes on India.



Ah, good





FUCK OFF, CHINA! DON'T MAKE US NUKE YOU!







PFFFFFFFFT! Imagine if Yugoslavia won the war.



This aggression will not stand!







We enter the war room for some protection against future assassination attempts.





We exit our war bunker and increase our espionage in India. After all, if they try to assassinate us, we want to know.







HA!

While we're fucking up India, let's see their average city



That radiation is from the 2 nukes we dropped on Saudi Arabia





We cut off most of our aid to India. After all, should we invade, we want them to be weaker than us.





We decide to restrict trade with India. It will remain so until they show signs of being peaceful.





Good. All the troops we can get into India are in India.



MUST. NOT. PRESS. INVADE BUTTON.



Too late. Well, if nobody assists us, we'll get crushed.



HURRAH!



*gulp* Looks like we're being crushed, anyway.



Nope! We're not getting crushed after all!





HURRAH! We win! We WIN!

[BunnyBob77]

Now that you've conquered india, go send out peace envoys everywhere. We don't want nuclear war, unless we decide to start it.  Also go strengthen economic ties with canada or something, because money is good.

[Angel Of Death]

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We're no longer in hot war, which is pretty good. But we're still in the random-nuke range of war.



We're doing this so they don't nuke Yugoslavia.



HURRAH!







NOOOOOOO!










Sure, why not?







Why wouldn't we?







For the love of god, Yugoslavia, stop being such pricks.



Chemical plant explosions are 70% of the time sabotages. I am becoming very, very suspicious of Yugoslavia.



We get the useful old bastard to check out their ambition.



You know what? Fuck him, I'm using filters.









Let's send a peace envoy.













Brunei appears to have a fairly low ambition. I will leave them alone.













There is no need!



But anyway, LOOK AT THAT MONEY!



If we're going to be Mr. Imperialist, we need a good military. The extra billion can go to social funding.

We are much closer to cold peace. Yay.

[Neonivek]

It seems like a lot of this game is about recovering right before election day.

Though I question why you can never seem to get new advisors. Why do I feel like if the president retired the USA would just devolve into anarchy because no one else could fill that possition?

[NRDL]

Cool, taking out enemies of the state, bit by bit. 

[Sheb]

Wow, taking over India sure lowered our QoL. We need to rise that! Trade! Economic missions! Cultural exchange!

[NRDL]

Wow, taking over India sure lowered our QoL. We need to rise that! Trade! Economic missions! Cultural exchange!

Motion supported. 

[Tok'ra Operative]

Wow, taking over India sure lowered our QoL. We need to rise that! Trade! Economic missions! Cultural exchange!

Sadly that will only work for so long. After gaining a few percentage on QofL, it will become "stuck" on a low number. The only hope is for you to hold out until the start of the new year and then cut them loose.

[Angel Of Death]

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Those nations with high ambition must be taken for the good of all.





What!? I can't get any troops in? I find that hard to believe.



Why not?







Fuck it, I'm getting troops in, anyway.



GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!



Fine then, we'll have to go through Yemen.



Fuck my gamelife...



IT LIES! I can get troops in, after all!





TEEHEEHEE! I can't wait!



Enmity. Should be safe to invade.




ATTAAAACK!



Why not?



YUS



Hang on a minute, that's not supposed to happen. A vastly superior military force has their enemy outnumbered and somehow surrenders in under a week?



NUP. NEVER HAPPENED.



THIS TIME, WE WILL CRUSH YOU!



NOOOO



Let's just bomb the shit out of them.







A coup, too!





fuck...





Peace delegation. We need to stop our popularity from plummeting.



FUCK YOU!





Heehee!













YAY







Sure. I don't see why not.







THANK YOU, CHINA!





That's it. We can't win. We go to nuke the Soviets

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JUST KIDDING!





We do this 3 times. They all fail.








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FUCK YOU! WE DON'T NEED YOUR VODKA! OR USHANKAS! OR COMMUNISM! OR... I lie! We do . I'm sorry, Soviet Union, NO, don't be like that!







DO IT!

We need to act fast. Popularity death through election is an impending and dangerous threat.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You probably should have thought about that before you invaded and claimed a nation with three times the population of the United States.

[Blaze]

So THAT'S why our QoL is so low. all our companies in-sourced to cheap labor and Walmart became top dog.

What does QoL affect though?

[EuchreJack]

Actually, our QoL was low ever since we dropped that nuke on Saudi Arabia.  It was around 30% or so.  It has nothing to do with our invasion of India.