Fine, don't get rid of that malus. Don't trust me even though I'm telling the truth.
Your funeral dude.
Dear Anthramarux:
This ring is a gift, since it's a holiday time of year in another universe (don't ask, your mind couldn't comprehend it), and the main feature of said time is the giving of gifts.
This ring, when worn, will turn you into a fleshy human. You may wonder why I chose this. Well, I can read your mind, since I'm the ultimate god. Anyway, as I said, it can turn you into a human.
However, a few important details to note:
It saves whatever clothes, armor, or whatever you are carrying in a backpack or sack while you are human. Meaning if you take it off, then put it back on you'll have the same things as last time. However, new users will not have anything to start with. Yes, this means you'll be a naked human if you put this on. And as much as I'd like to see you naked, I don't think you would feel the same. At least I hope you won't feel the same, because other humans would look at you weird if you walked around naked. It's a human thing. I suggest getting clothes before putting this on.
Any wounds, illnesses, or death you take as a human will be carried to your dragon form, and the same will be carried to your human form if you are wounded as your true form. The wounds will scale, so don't try and be smart and turn back into a dragon when wounded as a human, it won't help.
High Mages can detect what kind of ring this is if they concentrate long enough, so avoid making them suspicious. At least, if you're trying to be stealthy.
You can still breathe your breath as normal, but your body is not resistant to your breath like your dragon self, and it will likely hurt or kill you if you try to breathe--or in your case, spit--at your enemies.
The ring is made out of Adamantine. Adamantine is nearly indestructible by physical means. In addition, I enchanted this ring with massive magical resistance. This ring should be invulnerable. One thing that could destroy the ring though: A massive curse on the wearer by an evil god, would likely mess with my blessings and shatter the ring. Or was that a massive verbal curse? I can't remember.
Alright, that should be everything. If it isn't, I'll send another note. Despite what you may think, the god of gods position does not come with improved memory. A longer memory, yes, but definitely not a better one.
Oh, and, if you ever want to talk with me, look for Onris mountain. I've got plenty of crap that I need done, but I can't really do much because my "friends" are preventing me from doing anything more than, say, giving away a few items, and also because I haven't had a mortal pass by one of my shrines in over a hundred years. I really shouldn't have placed my shrines on remote mountains, no matter how awesome it is.
-Tarran.
PS: Respect the laws of good at all times. If not, well, I'll send someone invincible and teleporting to smack you with a trout.
PSS: Don't burn this note or I will turn you into a turtle, because I'm fricking tired of everyone burning notes. Dispose of it some other unique way.
PSSS: Really, please do come to Onris. I'm so bored. No matter how many universes I'm in, no one will let me have any fun at all. I promise sweet-rolls~!