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Yes, Sometimes

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Total Members Voted: 348

[Chilton]

Eh?
Whats Inappropriate about Molesting your Victims?

I wish ripping dicks off wasn't such a good strategy, I never feel good about it but it always works.

Especially if you Rip if off with your Bare Teeth, then Spit it out.

[Flaede]

Ok, really? Can't we talk about other things, like the viability of using wrestling to kill things that don't need to breathe?
I'm really liking the biting attack. Haven't found a bronze colossus yet, though.

[UristMcHuman]

Haven't found a bronze colossus yet, though.

I'm planning on playing an adventure similar to Cocoprimate's adventure with a dwarf... whose name escapes me.

Prior to breaching Hell, I'm going to go and kill lots of megabeasts (titans and colossi) and claim a dragon's lair. Haven't got quests to kill such creatures yet, though.

[Chilton]

Haven't found a bronze colossus yet, though.

I'm planning on playing an adventure similar to Cocoprimate's adventure with a dwarf... whose name escapes me.

Prior to breaching Hell, I'm going to go and kill lots of megabeasts (titans and colossi) and claim a dragon's lair. Haven't got quests to kill such creatures yet, though.

You usually wont, unless the Town is directly aware of them.

[UristMcHuman]

Haven't found a bronze colossus yet, though.

I'm planning on playing an adventure similar to Cocoprimate's adventure with a dwarf... whose name escapes me.

Prior to breaching Hell, I'm going to go and kill lots of megabeasts (titans and colossi) and claim a dragon's lair. Haven't got quests to kill such creatures yet, though.

You usually wont, unless the Town is directly aware of them.

DAMMIT!!! I wonder if a night beast lair would work, then.

[Chilton]

Haven't found a bronze colossus yet, though.

I'm planning on playing an adventure similar to Cocoprimate's adventure with a dwarf... whose name escapes me.

Prior to breaching Hell, I'm going to go and kill lots of megabeasts (titans and colossi) and claim a dragon's lair. Haven't got quests to kill such creatures yet, though.

You usually wont, unless the Town is directly aware of them.

DAMMIT!!! I wonder if a night beast lair would work, then.

Ive done some Night Beast Quests. Theyre usually just Caves in the side of Mountains, but thats swell.

[UristMcHuman]

Haven't found a bronze colossus yet, though.

I'm planning on playing an adventure similar to Cocoprimate's adventure with a dwarf... whose name escapes me.

Prior to breaching Hell, I'm going to go and kill lots of megabeasts (titans and colossi) and claim a dragon's lair. Haven't got quests to kill such creatures yet, though.

You usually wont, unless the Town is directly aware of them.

DAMMIT!!! I wonder if a night beast lair would work, then.

Ive done some Night Beast Quests. Theyre usually just Caves in the side of Mountains, but thats swell.

I've found night beast lairs being simple mounds of sand, or just dug into the ground (almost concealed because I saw no passage into the hillside).

[Chilton]

Haven't found a bronze colossus yet, though.

I'm planning on playing an adventure similar to Cocoprimate's adventure with a dwarf... whose name escapes me.

Prior to breaching Hell, I'm going to go and kill lots of megabeasts (titans and colossi) and claim a dragon's lair. Haven't got quests to kill such creatures yet, though.

You usually wont, unless the Town is directly aware of them.

DAMMIT!!! I wonder if a night beast lair would work, then.

Ive done some Night Beast Quests. Theyre usually just Caves in the side of Mountains, but thats swell.

I've found night beast lairs being simple mounds of sand, or just dug into the ground (almost concealed because I saw no passage into the hillside).

However Armok wills it.

[Flaede]

EDIT: biting peoples throats. Posted in wrong thread. Sorry.

[Chilton]

EDIT: biting peoples throats. Posted in wrong thread. Sorry.

Eating Throats is always nice. You Cute Winkle Mustachio

[Xotano]

i have found the best way to kill anything with weapons or armor! 1 arm with a sword and like 5 sheilds and the other hand compleatly empty, rip off the equipment (weapon and shield first) and choke em or something and start hacking off there limbs like a madman

also with the equipment you rip off them you can choose what you want to do with it, i ususally throw it at them cus its funny as hell, i crushed a guys brain by throwing a shield i had just stolen off of him.

getting stuff all on 1 arm requires messing around with some dirt or rocks or various other items but its well worth it

[Chilton]

i have found the best way to kill anything with weapons or armor! 1 arm with a sword and like 5 sheilds and the other hand compleatly empty, rip off the equipment (weapon and shield first) and choke em or something and start hacking off there limbs like a madman

also with the equipment you rip off them you can choose what you want to do with it, i ususally throw it at them cus its funny as hell, i crushed a guys brain by throwing a shield i had just stolen off of him.

getting stuff all on 1 arm requires messing around with some dirt or rocks or various other items but its well worth it

Optionally, Disarm it and Throw it. And itll politely Lay There for One Turn.

[Frelus]

Well, i just had a strange fight with my first charakter.
3rd fight or so, a boss for a quest.
My Sword is sticking in his arm, i do not want to move and loose 2 combat rounds.
So, I decide to bite his upper body, My first biting attack with untrained biting skill....
This happens:
"You bite vile horror Consort in the upper body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung"
WTF?
How big are his teeth?
I think he will never have problems with steaks....

[Chilton]

Well, i just had a strange fight with my first charakter.
3rd fight or so, a boss for a quest.
My Sword is sticking in his arm, i do not want to move and loose 2 combat rounds.
So, I decide to bite his upper body, My first biting attack with untrained biting skill....
This happens:
"You bite vile horror Consort in the upper body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung"
WTF?
How big are his teeth?
I think he will never have problems with steaks....

Its actually not unimaginable. Your Lungs are directly behind your Ribs. Its why a Punch to the Ribs can Hinder Breathing.
As such, if a Tooth went Between Ribs, it would Bruise the Lungs (Bruise perhaps isnt the word though), as a result of mushing the Veins a bit.

[Frelus]

Well, i just had a strange fight with my first charakter.
3rd fight or so, a boss for a quest.
My Sword is sticking in his arm, i do not want to move and loose 2 combat rounds.
So, I decide to bite his upper body, My first biting attack with untrained biting skill....
This happens:
"You bite vile horror Consort in the upper body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung"
WTF?
How big are his teeth?
I think he will never have problems with steaks....

Its actually not unimaginable. Your Lungs are directly behind your Ribs. Its why a Punch to the Ribs can Hinder Breathing.
As such, if a Tooth went Between Ribs, it would Bruise the Lungs (Bruise perhaps isnt the word though), as a result of mushing the Veins a bit.

Well, the thing is, how would you fit even a part of the head through the ribs?
But I like the randomness^^
Like the fluffy wambler killing the bronze collossus...
greetz