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Yes, Sometimes

194 (55.7%)

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No, I Prefer Weaponry

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Total Members Voted: 348

[Tsukana]

Nor are children, for that matter.

Getting one shotted by them is fairly normal for me.

[UristMcHuman]

Elves are never innocent.

I never said they were. I mean, sure, they're a bit stuck-up about how people use trees and how they're picky when others try to trade them wooden goods, and how they send a siege at the slightest of offense.

No, they're not innocent most times. On my way to where a forest retreat was supposed to be, I was ambushed by a group of elves. There were several elven soldiers, among them an axeman and a hammerman (what?). They had METAL weapons to use against me and my companions (again, what?), neither of which makes any sense whatsoever.

And children and peasants and other townspeople are innocent, too.

Getting one shotted by them is fairly normal for me.

That's 'cause you're pissin' off them AND THEIR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!! _{*sighs* Idiots...}

[Broseph Stalin]

That's 'cause you're pissin' off them AND THEIR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!! _{*sighs* Idiots...}

Wait a minute, I'm feeling your enthusiasm but you CAN'T seriously mean we have to preemptively kill their entire civilization. I mean I get it as a concept but just killing that many people doesn't seem practical. It would take work but maybe with like an adventure mode succession game and dozens of heroes going town to town murdering people in their sleep we could pull it off. I applaud your audacity! If we all come together we no longer have to fear being killed by elves or children.

[UristMcHuman]

That's 'cause you're pissin' off them AND THEIR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!! _{*sighs* Idiots...}

Wait a minute, I'm feeling your enthusiasm but you CAN'T seriously mean we have to preemptively kill their entire civilization. I mean I get it as a concept but just killing that many people doesn't seem practical. It would take work but maybe with like an adventure mode succession game and dozens of heroes going town to town murdering people in their sleep we could pull it off. I applaud your audacity! If we all come together we no longer have to fear being killed by elves or children.

Children are not killers! They are helpful young people! I was once attacked by an alligator, crawled into a house, and everyone, the child included, beat and stabbed the shit out of that gator.

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT KILLING AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!!!!!!! And I don't mean it, you bloody idiot!!!!! And you can't even get at a bloody elven settlement! How's killin' 'em even possible!!!???!!??!?

[Broseph Stalin]

Children are not killers! They are helpful young people! I was once attacked by an alligator, crawled into a house, and everyone, the child included, beat and stabbed the shit out of that gator.

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT KILLING AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!!!!!!! And I don't mean it, you bloody idiot!!!!! And you can't even get at a bloody elven settlement! How's killin' 'em even possible!!!???!!??!?

I was once attacked by an alligator and I lead it into a house with a lone child, believe me I know children can be excellent shield substitutes and later a source of free albeit bloodstained clothing. But the fact of the matter is they tend to become aggressive when you take their things/limbs.

Also genesis, you haven't lived until you've cut off the phallus of a sleeping elfling.

[Xotano]

carps are apparently a GREAT way to train striking as long as you know how to swim, i been punching one in the upper and lower body for forever now and the thing just wont die


yea as long as you don't punch em in the head they take FOREVER to bleed out, lots of striker and kicker exp yeah!

[Chilton]

You can Gen out an Elven City using an Older Version, then just use it in the Newer one.


Also, if you just churn out a Small Island, one person can most definately one-man-army the entire filthy pitiful Elven race.

[Rushmik]

I thought it was impossible to kill an entire race unless you mod out each settlement you 'conquer', since they just spawn new inhabitants once you leave.

[NRDL]

I thought it was impossible to kill an entire race unless you mod out each settlement you 'conquer', since they just spawn new inhabitants once you leave.

Really?

[Chilton]

I thought it was impossible to kill an entire race unless you mod out each settlement you 'conquer', since they just spawn new inhabitants once you leave.

Really?

If you kill all of the Inhabitants of a Town, they generally dont come back.
Try it - Ive killed whole Towns without them Respawning when i come back. Unless im missing something here

[Excedion]

I love bashing peoples legs in till they keel over in pain. Then chucking useless crap i stole from the craft shop at them till they die.

Apart from kicking and punching I find unarmed combat like wresting is too much effort.

[Trapezohedron]

Typically, when I play the genesis mod, I keep all of my weapons and defensive gear on one hand through shenanigans, keeping the other hand empty for choking necks and, for lack of a better term, inappropriate touching/ripping of bodyparts.

[Chilton]

Typically, when I play the genesis mod, I keep all of my weapons and defensive gear on one hand through shenanigans, keeping the other hand empty for choking necks and, for lack of a better term, inappropriate touching/ripping of bodyparts.

Eh?
Whats Inappropriate about Molesting your Victims?

[NRDL]

Typically, when I play the genesis mod, I keep all of my weapons and defensive gear on one hand through shenanigans, keeping the other hand empty for choking necks and, for lack of a better term, inappropriate touching/ripping of bodyparts.

Eh?
Whats Inappropriate about Molesting your Victims?

Yeah why?   

[Broseph Stalin]

Eh?
Whats Inappropriate about Molesting your Victims?

I wish ripping dicks off wasn't such a good strategy, I never feel good about it but it always works.