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Do you use Unarmed Fighting - This can be Wrestling, Striking, a Blend...

Yes, Always
- 55 (15.8%)
Yes, Sometimes
- 194 (55.7%)
Yes, But Only If I Need To
- 43 (12.4%)
No, I Prefer Weaponry
- 50 (14.4%)
Other
- 6 (1.7%)

Total Members Voted: 348


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Wwolin

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Re: Unarmed Combat - How Many People Here Use It?
« Reply #240 on: May 06, 2012, 10:42:39 am »

The one thing scarier than unarmed: Misc objects
Take a heavy gold coffin. Bash people to death with it. Fill coffin with heavy shit that those people owned, not to mention their corpses. Kill a dragon. Put the corpse in the coffin. You now own a weapon capable of sending elephants flying across the universe. And once toady adds parabolic flight trajectories, I'm starting the goblin space program.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Hanslanda

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Re: Unarmed Combat - How Many People Here Use It?
« Reply #241 on: May 06, 2012, 12:56:30 pm »

Hehe, Yuri Smasko, the first goblin into space.  Also, the first goblin to determine the effects of falling from 1000+z levels into a solid object.

Yuri slams into the ground, his upper body taking the full force of the impact.
Yuri has blown apart been vaporized.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

Loud Whispers

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Re: Unarmed Combat - How Many People Here Use It?
« Reply #242 on: May 06, 2012, 01:24:40 pm »



Endangered species

Logrin

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Re: Unarmed Combat - How Many People Here Use It?
« Reply #243 on: May 06, 2012, 04:00:51 pm »

For some reason that reminds me of Mario....
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