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[WillowLuman]

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"...Bosmer the most well-respected and popular of all the races"

Yeah, it's not serious.

[Supercharazad]

"Imperials hail from the province of Oblivion"

[scriver]

Of course it's not serious. That's why I was being That Guy by wanting to correct it

EDIT: I just remembered that Sermon 22 of the 36 Lessons suggests that Vivec is the Night Mother. Vivec's a jerk.

Remember Vivec's link to Mephala and that Mephala is the "mother" of the Morag Tong. Vivec usurping the worship of the Morag Tong both by forcing them to worship him in Morrowind and by tricking the reactionary offshoot that is the Dark Brotherhood (if I remember the history correctly) by appearing as a Mephala-like concept (we're back to him mantling Mephala here) is exactly the kind of deceit and magnificent bastardry that is his/her/their thing.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

God, I'm such a bad case of That Guy. I want to correct that so, so badly.

Oh, yeah, there are just those hilariously wrong minor things like everything about Redguards.

EDIT: I just remembered that Sermon 22 of the 36 Lessons suggests that Vivec is the Night Mother. Vivec's a jerk.

I believe you mean magnificent troll.

Also, that link you posted above isn't serious, right? Right? (Possibility of sarcastic question is high here)


EDIT: Addendum, I have actually been asked in a serious manner by people if I knew about "Skyrim Online".

i play skyrim online i play a redgaurd who is cool because eh doesn't afraid of anything.

[Reudh]

you mean this?

[IronTomato]

My brother has several "Louis Letrush" people outisde Whiterun.

So do I. I recognize the name, he was in that mission where you need to sell some guy a horse. (I think it was him, actually)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He is supposed to be dead for both of us.

But now, he seems to be sitting half-buried in the ground next to two clones of himself rather than riding his precious horse.

[Putnam]

Known bugs.

You seem to have gotten all of them. You win the Louis Letrush bingo.

[IronTomato]

Known bugs.

You seem to have gotten all of them. You win the Louis Letrush bingo.

Wheee.
I don't know why, but on account of my atrocious luck, this is always the case.

[Reudh]

yeah, my dad on his save file seems to attract people to his home in Whiterun like flies, currently residing there are Mjoll, Serana, Aerin, and a few other people, along with his kids. I don't know why Mjoll and Aerin just up and decided it was their house, either.

[Putnam]

Who'd he marry? Aerin moves in with you with if Mjoll is married.

[Reudh]

Neither Mjoll nor Serana. I think it was Camilla Valerius, or someone like that.

[WillowLuman]

Hehe, Camilla has some very funny glitches associated with her, should you choose to marry. That bosmer follows her everywhere.

[IronTomato]

Hehe, Camilla has some very funny glitches associated with her, should you choose to marry. That bosmer follows her everywhere.

You mean the long-eared ass, also known as Faendal?

Because my brother married Camilla, and he doesn't have any problems except for her constantly saying "It's so great to have the claw back where it belongs. Thank you." (She's the girl from the riverwood trader, right?)

[WillowLuman]

Yep. And Faendal does follow her, if you helped him out.

[BFEL]

Guide to be The Most Awesome Thief in Skyrim:
1. Obtain 100 Conjuration Skill.
2. Obtain the perma-necromany spell.
3. Set The Ritual as your stone.
4. Kill all characters you can in every town.
5. Perma-raise them and bring them to your basement.
6. When basement is full/world depopulated, use Ritual power.

Congratulations! YOU STOLE SOCIETY!