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[Exerosp]

This is a Viking/Nordic themed world Hugo, people washed regularly with soap atleast once a week

[WillowLuman]

Clearly you don't get my reference.

Anyway, the workshop search function is crap, anyone know of a Hearthfire overhaul?

[da_nang]

I have somehow contracted sanquire vampiris, or whatever it's called. Not a surprise in itself, BUT I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF.

vampwolf.

When Hircine and Molag Bal really love each other...

[Ultimuh]

I have somehow contracted sanquire vampiris, or whatever it's called. Not a surprise in itself, BUT I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF.

vampwolf.

When Hircine and Molag Bal really love each other...

I wonder how often that happens?

[Seraphim342]

Ah, Monty Python... never gets old.  I lol'd. 

...and Molag Bal puts his mace into Hircine's Savior's Hide....

[da_nang]

Ah, Monty Python... never gets old.  I lol'd. 

...and Molag Bal puts his mace into Hircine's Savior's Hide....

Then Vivec joins with his spear Muatra...

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The holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'

So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.
[...]
But Vivec made of his spear a more terrible thing, from a secret he had bitten off from the King of Rape.
[...]
Vivec wept as he slew all those around him with his terrible new spear. He named it MUATRA, which is Milk Taker, and even the Chimeri mystics knew his fury.

[Karnewarrior]

...uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...

Did the god of fourth walls just murder everybody with his penis in that quote?

[Furtuka]

...uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...

Did the god of fourth walls just murder everybody with his penis in that quote

I think it was a chunk of molag bals penis  O_O

[Duke 2.0]

 'Murder' is one way you could put it

[Karnewarrior]

So That Guy just raped some Other Guys with half Another Guys penis?

What the hell is wrong with Elder Scrolls lore? I've seen less kinky shit in Greek mythology!

[Duke 2.0]

 It's mostly Vivec and Molag Bal engaging in this sort of stuff. Primarily because Vivec was a crazy hardcore dude who may or may not have written that as fanfiction of himself.

[Seraphim342]

Everything's sexual, man.  Look at the word "vagina."  It's Latin for "sheath" or "scabbard" and was used a dirty pun in Roman literature, then the guys who came up with the "official" form of English decided to make it the proper medical term for the female reproductive system.  The "heart" symbol we use looks nothing like an actual heart because it's actually the crude drawing of a scrotum used to mark Roman Brothels flipped upside down.  We live in a world made up of dirty puns.  I find this hilarious. 

[Putnam]

It's mostly Vivec and Molag Bal engaging in this sort of stuff. Primarily because Vivec was a crazy hardcore dude who may or may not have written that as fanfiction of himself.

Vivec doesn't write fanfiction. What he writes is true because he says so. But the same goes for the daedra.

[SirAaronIII]

I have somehow contracted sanquire vampiris, or whatever it's called. Not a surprise in itself, BUT I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF.

Waaaait, doesn't werewolf give Resist Disease 100%? Weird.

[miauw62]

I have somehow contracted sanquire vampiris, or whatever it's called. Not a surprise in itself, BUT I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF.

Waaaait, doesn't werewolf give Resist Disease 100%? Weird.

I must know where this goes. A multitude of awesomeness could happen. Just gotta make sure i'm not using any shrines.