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[The Darkling Wolf]

Yes, soon you shall be able to play again, and have sex with guards instead of doing jail time.
Or have sex with the walking pairs of breasts that all female NPCs have been turned into.
Or have sex with your equipment, because why the fuck not.

[Ultimuh]

I wouldn't recommend modding, well I would but my modded Skyrim constantly crashes at randomly!
GRAAAAH!

[forsaken1111]

I wouldn't recommend modding, well I would but my modded Skyrim constantly crashes at randomly!
GRAAAAH!

Thats because you're too damn lazy to do it properly.

[pisskop]

Yes, soon you shall be able to play again, and have sex with guards instead of doing jail time.
Or have sex with the walking pairs of breasts that all female NPCs have been turned into.
Or have sex with your equipment, because why the fuck not.

Now here's a thought:  why hasn't somebody made a mod to get rid of the ginormous breasts?  I've been secretly hoping to see it (because, unfortunately, irl females don't all have DDD size milkcrates and boobs that big on women that small cause health issues).  The best I found is B-cup spriggans (which of course came with a side of clam chowder).

[Exerosp]

Ginormous? Nords/Vikings had a very healthy lifestyle. We hunted and farmed, and we also raided a lot to get food. We also ate pretty healthily compared to the daily life
We didn't differ much from then and now except height. And not much

[Gamerboy4life]

Ginormous? Nords/Vikings had a very healthy lifestyle. We hunted and farmed, and we also raided a lot to get food. We also ate pretty healthily compared to the daily life
We didn't differ much from then and now except height. And not much

And also because most people who play Skyrim have heavy nerd influences and usually lack a girlfriend.

Myself included. Yay, digital breasts!

[Karnewarrior]

I also want a small breast mod but less because of the "realism" and "immersion" and more because I just like small breasts.

[miauw62]

I think CBBE had a "slim" version.

[Ultimuh]

UNP seem to be kinda realistic in that perspective.

[chevil]

Yes, soon you shall be able to play again, and have sex with guards instead of doing jail time.

I have done this in oblivion.

Or have sex with the walking pairs of breasts that all female NPCs have been turned into.

BBB mods Oblivion.

Or have sex with your equipment, because why the fuck not.

Ooh this sound new.

[WillowLuman]

Can I get links to

1) Whatever graphic mods those ultra screenshots were from, especially the grass one

2) An overhaul of Hearthfire

[miauw62]

I think i forgot Farkas somewhere. What do?

[Seraphim342]

I've got about 115 or so mods installed through Steam Workshop, and it runs smoother than vanilla.  Well, except for when the flocks of wild birds mod I had installed broke Hearthfire completely...

There are a lot of amazing graphics, sounds, performance, character mods, etc.  Also little ones like giving Lydia a chair in her own damned bedroom so she isn't always in your room gnawing on bread while she watches you sleep with murder in her cold, dead eyes.  Don't have any non-vanilla weapons or armor or any stuff like that, mostly just performance mods, bug fixes, and immersion stuff.  Well, except for the mod that replaced the moons with very well-render Me Gusta faces that I had for a while, because it was hilarious. 

Also, if you wade through a sea of ZZ-cup tig'o'biddies and "sexy armor" character mods you can find some very nice armor and face tweaks.  One I'm a big fan of basically makes the citizens on Skyrim bathe at least weekly so they all don't have 5 layers of dirt on their faces all the time.   Seriously, running water or no, who walks around with dirt on their face 24/7? 

[miauw62]

I have somehow contracted sanquire vampiris, or whatever it's called. Not a surprise in itself, BUT I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF.

[WillowLuman]

Also, if you wade through a sea of ZZ-cup tig'o'biddies and "sexy armor" character mods you can find some very nice armor and face tweaks.  One I'm a big fan of basically makes the citizens on Skyrim bathe at least weekly so they all don't have 5 layers of dirt on their faces all the time.   Seriously, running water or no, who walks around with dirt on their face 24/7?

"Who's this then?"

"I dunno, must be a king"

"Why's that?"

"Ain't covered in shit."