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[Ivefan]

Strange pirates are generally considered the 'yarr' type, when there have been pirates from nearly every country that has any access to water or something moving nearby that can be resold or has value to be stolen...

Yes, but public opinion thinks that the peglegged, hookhanded, eyepatched, Yarr-ing seaman strikes a better image because any other full-time pirate would simply be a bandit with a boat.

[ISP]

So it comes down to you having to be a cliché in order to be called a pirate in the eyes of the public consumer? Yarr.

[Ivefan]

Hmm. Probably yes. Either fit in somewhat with the cliché or in the Caribbean 1600 time.
Any other pirate would probably be called something else.

Derail ftw.

[Karnewarrior]

So it comes down to you having to be a cliché in order to be called a pirate in the eyes of the public consumer? Yarr.

Hence why Ninja's always wear the worlds most conspicuous black clothing.

[WillowLuman]

Ye can still wear yarr animal skin arrmarr and whatnot and use all yarr bandit gearr but ye must always be seen in close prroximity to vast amounts of alchohol. Pirrates, as stated be the landlubber above, are a very multicultural an' diverse lot, with the only requirem'nt o' bein' bloodthirsty an' knowin' how to have a helluva good time. They be welcomin' of such things as yer scimitarrs, akaviri swarrds, or really any o'er kinda curved swords, as these make the pillaging o' towns easier, what with the garrds' minds bein' blown.

[Karnewarrior]

"Shit his sword is curved better lay down and die."

[ISP]

Guard, "Did you hear about those warriors from hammerfell, they have curved swords. Curved. Swords."

I also downloaded something that added a bunch of voice actered npcs, theres a girl in whiterun who makes jokes about the guard speak.

Obvious necrophiliac, "I heard an adventurer was killed by a bear and a swarm of bees, they apearently heard about his honeyed words."

[Karnewarrior]

Guard, "Did you hear about those warriors from hammerfell, they have curved ****s. Curved. ****s."

I also downloaded something that added a bunch of voice actered npcs, theres a girl in whiterun who makes jokes about the guard speak.

Obvious necrophiliac, "I heard an adventurer was killed by a bear and a swarm of bees, they apearently heard about his honeyed ****s."

Fixedited.

I've been watching too much gamer poop. 

[ISP]

Yeah, if someone said they never thaught that when hearing it, they would be a liar.

[Euld]

I didn't think that, actually o_O  Went right over my head.

[Karnewarrior]

Gamer poop is very funny, but also very NSFW.

"I LOVE MOIST. TOWELETTES!" *slaps buttocks*

"STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED my mother."

[Tellemurius]

You know with anything we can mod the crap out of Hearthfire. With all the scripts already made it would be easier for modders to throw extra stuff in just like the stronghold builds back in morrowind.

[Ultimuh]

So I have been googling for a sollution to an annoying problem, without success.

Apearantly my game crashes when I press the 'esc' button.
Anyone have any ideas of what I could do to fix this?

[Tellemurius]

So I have been googling for a sollution to an annoying problem, without success.

Apearantly my game crashes when I press the 'esc' button.
Anyone have any ideas of what I could do to fix this?

wut thats like the weirdest thing i ever heard considering the need to access it. umm are you running skyui?

[Ultimuh]

So I have been googling for a sollution to an annoying problem, without success.

Apearantly my game crashes when I press the 'esc' button.
Anyone have any ideas of what I could do to fix this?

wut thats like the weirdest thing i ever heard considering the need to access it. umm are you running skyui?

Yes.. I am using SkyUI..