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[Pnx]

Everyone knows the most important part of being a sailor is sitting around getting drunk. You don't need to do any actual sailing.

Also swearing, or possibly just giggling with an ugg-ug-ug-ug sound.

[The Darkling Wolf]

You do need to tell a story about that one time you almost caught a mermaid too.

[Karnewarrior]

You do need to tell a story about that one time you almost caught a mermaid too.

And by "caught" you have to mean almost slept with. Depite the fact that mermaids are fish from the waist down...

[forsaken1111]

You do need to tell a story about that one time you almost caught a mermaid too.

And by "caught" you have to mean almost slept with. Depite the fact that mermaids are fish from the waist down...

Never stopped me bef-...oh.

[WillowLuman]

Yeah, but apparently Nords are "the best sailors in the world," so presumably they are just so badass at nautical things that they sail frozen waters with ease.

There may be those pirates in broken oar grotto, but they be the only ones, yarr despite having a mighty impressive lairrrr. I demand ye pirrrate mods! Skyrim has plenty of boats and alcohol, so why not the natural next step of lots of pirates?

[ISP]

Skyrim has rivers, its kinda hard to be a pirate on a river.

[WillowLuman]

Skyrim has rivers, its kinda hard to be a pirate on a river.

O rly?

[Omegastick]

Skyrim has rivers, its kinda hard to be a pirate on a river.

It's not that hard. Anyone can do it with an internet connection and a BitTorrent client.

*chirp chirp*

[ISP]

Herr... de hur, oh you, skyrim doesnt have internets.

[alexandertnt]

Skyrim has rivers, its kinda hard to be a pirate on a river.

It's not that hard. Anyone can do it with an internet connection and a BitTorrent client.

But... Wireless internet costs a fortune.

[Karnewarrior]

Skyrim has rivers, its kinda hard to be a pirate on a river.

It's not that hard. Anyone can do it with an internet connection and a BitTorrent client.

But... Wireless internet costs a fortune.

Especially after the Dwemer stopped making the little router boxes.

[Meta]

Hearthfire is now available on Steam, for 5 €.

[Felius]

Wow, already?

Back to Skyrim, being a pirate on the kind of rivers Skyrim have is kinda difficult still. Even if you ignore nearly all of them being at most waist deeps save a few points along them as a game abstraction, the mountainous nature of skyrim make their rivers pretty much unnavigable, which both hinder pirates and take away any shipping the pirates might have tried to, well, pirate. 

[Ultimuh]

I had a few.. modding troubles after I downloaded Hearthfire.
And after many attempts at fixing things, I gave up and deleted everything Skyrim-related.

I plan to do a fresh reinstall tomorrow,
as I will have a decent book to read while stuff gets downloaded and installed.

[ISP]

DLC always makes me annoyed at the developers, its like, after they release the game they still want to to pay for parts that should have been in the original release... its more like developers making you pay for their mods.