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[Glowcat]

Anyone else get annoyed when you walk in whiterun keep and that little kid says "Another wanderer to lick my fathers boots. Good job."

He says it over, and over, and over again. I use the Enchanting Table there a lot.

Kid, I saved your father's town from

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dragons and invading armies.

I am goddamn Dragonborn. If anything he should be licking my boots. I think I know how they'll explain the Hero from Skyrim in future games: he/she went on a killing rampage after people kept disrespecting him/her despite the hero saving their worthless hides. Your old character is the main antagonist for TES 6.

[Cthulhu]

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If you join the Stormcloaks and depose Balgruuf the kid goes away.  Just another reason to be a stormcloak.

NORTHERN BLOOD
NORTHERN STEEL
KILL THE ELVES
KILL THE IMPERIALS

Also, I just noticed Solitude is built on the bridge of a giant natural cromlech.  Are you fucking serious?  The High King needs to fire his city planner, that's not even kind of safe.

[debvon]

Anyone else get annoyed when you walk in whiterun keep and that little kid says "Another wanderer to lick my fathers boots. Good job."

He says it over, and over, and over again. I use the Enchanting Table there a lot.

This exact thing happened in the Winterhold College. That damned khajiit would walk into my room and sit down whenever I'd be arranging books, gems, and staves, and he'd repeat the SAME thing over and over. By Azura, I will have my revenge..

[Shadowlord]

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If you join the Stormcloaks and depose Balgruuf the kid goes away.  Just another reason to be a stormcloak.

NORTHERN BLOOD
NORTHERN STEEL
KILL THE ELVES
KILL THE IMPERIALS

I'm an elf, thank you very much. Too bad the Thalmor want me dead for being plot-railroaded into not joining them, and the Stormcloaks seem to hate non-nords. :V

[Sensei]

Also, I just noticed Solitude is built on the bridge of a giant natural cromlech.  Are you fucking serious?  The High King needs to fire his city planner, that's not even kind of safe.

Hey, when the construction tool is available, you can make it fall down.

[umiman]

I bet it's held up by MAGIC!

[SP2]

Also, I just noticed Solitude is built on the bridge of a giant natural cromlech.  Are you fucking serious?  The High King needs to fire his city planner, that's not even kind of safe.

It gets even worse when you realise that the house you can buy is situated on the middle of the arch where it would be the weakest. 

[Necro910]

I bet it's held up by MAGIC!

*snort snort*

[Rose]

You think that's bad? go to winderhold, and go look at the bridge to the university from below.

That's really held up by magic.

[Neyvn]

And they don't even give you a karma bar!

Though I would have a karma bar and have both choices give bad karma.

This is how games should be, no black and white. Nothing to tell ya, "Oh you chose to be the good guy." A pure, You made your bed now lay in it, moral choice. I missed these...

Wow watching this, http://penny-arcade.com/patv/episode/enriching-lives
I am reminded about the fact I haven't played Skyrim since I was asked this question, still been a day or so, BUT, I don't know what I would do...

[Reiina]

Just finished the DB questline and it was AWESOME :p.

Don't read if you haven't finished it:

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I really loved the emperor, so much better than the emperor of Oblivion, seemed like an intelligent man and I was quite sorry I had to kill him but then of course I had a contract to fulfill...
Anyway to make up for it I killed the person that contracted me to kill him, seemed appropriate even if it doesn't really make sense buisnesswise.
Also the gourmet, damn I was so sad killing him. A brilliant orc forced into hiding because he's an orc, too bad there wasn't an option to let him live somehow .

Btw what happened to that werewolf that was in the brotherhood, when I arrived he was fighting 3 guards in the middle of the fire, I killed them and he ran off somewhere and I lost him, is he supposed to die?
And Babette survived, yay! :p

[PTTG??]

Man the mage's college quest line was short.

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Quick! Go to these two huge dungeons! Great! I bet that one part with the insane, indestructible boss mask monster thing was fun. Now, kill this squishy elf! YOU WIN THE COLLEGE! Here's dumbledore's moldy old robes that are better than any enchantments you could ever make!

[Rose]

I rather liked the thieves' guild questline, myself.

[Peewee]

On absurd delivery quests:
I just walked literally 6 feet carrying some dead guy's ashes, and earned 400 gold.

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Falkreath, the inn around dark iirc, quest giver was at the alchemy table, deliveree was sitting at one of the nearby chairs.

[Trapezohedron]

On absurd delivery quests:
I just walked literally 6 feet carrying some dead guy's ashes, and earned 400 gold.

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Falkreath, the inn around dark iirc, quest giver was at the alchemy table, deliveree was sitting at one of the nearby chairs.

On the flipside, killing a giant only nets you a hundred septims from Proventus Avenicci. Broken economy is broken.