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[Taricus]

Actually, far higher. They actually have a legitamate claim.

[Ardas]

If a monarch does not name a succesor then its regency council. No bodyguard gets to sit on the throne. Ever. Besides I would not let that happen.

@Terenos: you are quite right. Queen is safe for now. I am just curious what will you do once you are in the cauldron...

[Dwarmin]

three-person regency council

I wonder if there's room for Tala in there. Oh wait.

I swear all you guys are so transparent it's sort of funny, but whatever, we'll roll with that. Remember Tala is not directly in contact with any of the spies in the city, and furthermore, not a single one of them is actually doing anything even remotely illegal except fishing for information and earning trust.

I'm gonna call again for my spies to get information rolls every season about things happening in the city. Yes, even about your mysterious Noble Shadow Council, because Tala just naturally suspects that would happen. Totally.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Are you trying to say that I'm teyrn Loghain?

Not you, Kathos. I was making a joke concerning Shootandrun's post:

Do I really want to stop a threat to Ligoria, SC? Think about it. Who's most likely going to die if there's a disaster at Mileth because someone gave information to the White Fox? Laythe.

And who's most likely going to take the throne if Laythe dies?

 

Because it's (very) superficially similar to Loghain's plot.

[Taricus]

Ardas: The bodyguards are named as successors. Though that's not likely to last if I have the money from Gand's trading

[Ardas]

three-person regency council

I wonder if there's room for Tala in there. Oh wait.

I swear all you guys are so transparent it's sort of funny, but whatever, we'll roll with that. Remember Tala is not directly in contact with any of the spies in the city, and furthermore, not a single one of them is actually doing anything even remotely illegal except fishing for information and earning trust.

I'm gonna call again for my spies to get information rolls every season about things happening in the city. Yes, even about your mysterious Noble Shadow Council, because Tala just naturally suspects that would happen. Totally.

I'm sorry, but your flirting totally gives you away OOC. Besides you also talk plenty what you want to do and so on. The point is to keep OOC and IC separate, and I believe we done that well so far.

@ Taricus: They can be named gods incarnate, that won't stop me from removing them. Bodyguars taking over is just asking for silly palace coups all the time, just like Praetorians did. I'm surprised that one of them didn't poison your soup and called himself a king right afterwards.

[Taricus]

Bodyguards are eunuchs though

[Ardas]

That makes them even sillier and easier to kill.

[Taricus]

Not really, considering they were teenagers when they did get eunuched. They're fairly trustworthy too, considering Laythe has had them for several years now...

[filiusenox]

That makes them even sillier and easier to kill.

[Ardas]

Not really, considering they were teenagers when they did get eunuched. They're fairly trustworthy too, considering Laythe has had them for several years now...

You know, when you castrate teenagers then they aren't good for anything apart from choir, since they need testosterone so that their bodies can develop into adult ones.

What you have in effect is a squad of androgynous, squeaky servants.
I bet that there is some fetish hidden here.....

[SeriousConcentrate]

Laythe is crazy, y'know...

[Taricus]

Actually, that's young boys. These guys were castrated post-puberty...

[filiusenox]

Stop trying to justify it. Even if they weren't squeaky little punks whose arms are too weak to hold a sword, they would still be killed by the combined army of Nike and Kathos. And even if they didn't, congrats you just put a weak/frail king on the throne!

[Taricus]

Hey, If I was justifing them being eunuchs I wouldn't have said half these things