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[filiusenox]

He meant that you don't know how William got the land or anything about that.

[Ardas]

Ahh...OK. I think I'm just going to bribe the Crow with some hatcuri whores and make him tell me all his little secrets.

Do I dare to predict a tale of "Lusty hatcuri maid" in the works?

[Fanofgaming]

He meant that you don't know how William got the land or anything about that.

I know. I just found it kinda funny.

[Taricus]

Ahh...OK. I think I'm just going to bribe the Crow with some hatcuri whores and make him tell me all his little secrets.

Do I dare to predict a tale of "Lusty hatcuri maid" in the works?

Oh dear this made me laugh. Am I a horrid person for making him a lizard lover?

[micelus]

Ahh...OK. I think I'm just going to bribe the Crow with some hatcuri whores and make him tell me all his little secrets.

Do I dare to predict a tale of "Lusty hatcuri maid" in the works?

Yes...If everything works out, I'll commission Hugo to make me a play of it! It makes perfect sense, really. Crassius is like a crazier version of Hugo!

Ahh...OK. I think I'm just going to bribe the Crow with some hatcuri whores and make him tell me all his little secrets.

Do I dare to predict a tale of "Lusty hatcuri maid" in the works?

Oh dear this made me laugh. Am I a horrid person for making him a lizard lover?

You'll burn in the Hatcuri version of hell

[filiusenox]

You'll burn in the Hatcuri version of hell

Most likely sooner rather then later.

I wanted a real gm to roll that Taricus. You have Bias.

[Taricus]

Welp, the crow is caught, by Tala of all people XD

EDIT: The roll is to see if you knew the guards were there, not the numbers...

[micelus]

He still doesn't have pants, right? He's not facing Tala...right?

Anyway, the Crow's crazy. Just repeating.


EDIT: There was more than just the battering ram in my action, you know.

[NUKE9.13]

Eh. I think Taricus can say how many guards Psychobitch has. As long as it isn't a ridiculous amount.

Also son of a bitch. You let that man go right now, Dwarmin. I still need to torture him for being beautiful. And he has my freaking bird as well.

[filiusenox]

Hm... It's a hard decision, walk away or kill the queen...hmmm...

[micelus]

Kill her and William's dead, but you'll make EVERYONE elses job easier. Especially Tala's(?). Leave, and you have a chance of victory.

[Ardas]

If you kill the queen then I am declaring martial law. I don't mind being a regent for a while....

[Taricus]

He still doesn't have pants, right? He's not facing Tala...right?

Anyway, the Crow's crazy. Just repeating.


EDIT: There was more than just the battering ram in my action, you know.

He's not facing Tala, and his pants are on but it has a nice big hole exposing his buttocks.

[filiusenox]

Damn, Damn, Damn...So hard to choose...

[Shootandrun]

If you kill the queen then I am declaring martial law. I don't mind being a regent for a while....

If the queen dies, Kathos and Tala should be the ones who get the power. The queen has no family, but she has nobles. And if a mercenary tries to take the throne in Kathos' place, he'll start a civil war within the hour.