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[Taricus]

Hey, what other sports would be played in the arena?

[Dwarmin]

Can we have one where all the nobles line up on the arena balcony and try to shoot prisoners with arrows for match points?

[Fanofgaming]

Medieval Arena Football / Soccer, of course! It's like regular football, except instead of a ball, you have a spear. And instead of a goal, you have the other person's chest. And you don't use your feet for anything other than dodging, running, or kicking the goal.

[Taricus]

I mean as an everyday sport...

Not that Dwarmin's idea isn't bad, as it may also happen.

[NUKE9.13]

Can we have one where all the nobles line up on the arena balcony and try to shoot prisoners with arrows for match points?

And as an extra-special surprise conclusion, all participants are arrested for murder at the end, and thrown into the arena themselves! The cycle is endless.

Also, Elfeater, protip: Show them your papers. It won't get you off the hook completely, but if Laythe is crazy enough to throw a Peacekeeper of Moun into the arena, there will be hell to pay.

[Fanofgaming]

To be fair, if they surrender, they might not be thrown in the arena. The ultimatum was clearly vague: if they don't surrender, to the arena they go. There's no mention of what happens if they DO surrender.

[Taricus]

Why do I think the archbishop is like the bishop?

EDIT: That's a surprise...

SECOND EDIT: Is Nikepheros visiting the queen about William's antics?

[leone313]

Is it just me, or is someone (I won't give a name of course) trying to create his own city state just outside Ligoria?

[Taricus]

He doesn't exactly have the money to do it...

[leone313]

Doesn't matter, Avitus will soon learn why there has been no response from Vale yet

[Fanofgaming]

Just do me a favor and don't kill Thomas when you easily conquer the Kingdom of Vale. I'm sure he could be useful to you~ (wink wink?)

[leone313]

I'm sure a fiery tornado will prove to be a great new show for the arena!

[Fanofgaming]

The idiot mage who accidentally vaporizes himself in a torrential inferno might be an even greater spectacle.

Also, poor Max. That's the power of a critical fail, I guess.

[filiusenox]

I'm totally not going to try and make my own country...Anybody that says so will have their head chopped off and their underwear forcefed to them.

[NUKE9.13]

...but underwear hasn't been invented yet.

E: Also, I don't think Elfeater reads this thread. Show them the papers, use that diplomatic immunity.