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[NUKE9.13]

Ooh, Can the news of me besieging Mileth be delivered in the middle of Queen Laythe's birthday party? Because that would be awesome.

No, sorry. :/ Unless the Queen waits until Winter to have her birthday.

Also, people in the Dragon Empire? They do Haikus now. DEAL WITH IT.

Except the Udanese also want those city-states too. Unless the last thrashing they got was enough to keep them out permanently...

Ah. I think you may be confusing the Udanese and the Dragon Empire. We established that the Dragon Empire frequently invades the Storm Coast. The Udanese do not.

[Taricus]

Actually, I remember it being the Udanese that did it...

[Terenos]

Damn. Well I could dream, briefly.

Listen. If I as a general of the Dragon Empire am expected to make up some bad haikus, This will totally happen.
I will wax vaguely philosophical then use some terrible haiku to reinforce my point.

..I hope the winters here arent very f...No scratch that. I hope this place has blisteringly fierce winters. It would suit the Arctic Fox and also confirm me as being reckless and foolhardy..And just mad enough to get the job done.

[Taricus]

Whilst somehow needing to have EIGHT times the amount of troops to take a city...

[filiusenox]

William will deal with all of it.
With one regiment and no backup. Go on. Outlaw him.

[Terenos]

Listen, Theres no guarantee my horrible command-based rolls will follow me to a new character. None at all. If it does..Well..Thats just sad.

[Taricus]

Meh, wasn't like she was going to be doing anything drastic about it. Offset by Shola getting more land.

EDIT: It'll, However, Mean he'll suceed

[NUKE9.13]

Actually, I remember it being the Udanese that did it...

Nope. Definetely the Dragon Empire (browish-orange blob). I went back and checked, even. The Udanese are the greyish blob to the north.

..I hope the winters here arent very f...No scratch that. I hope this place has blisteringly fierce winters. It would suit the Arctic Fox and also confirm me as being reckless and foolhardy..And just mad enough to get the job done.

Alas- the winters in the Storm Coast will be positively mild compared to the continental winters you get in the Dragon Empire. It might snow, it might freeze, but it won't ever reach oh god oh god my leg is frozen I have to use a hammer to break it off and burn my boots for warmth levels. The sea will see to that.

[filiusenox]

So, uh how much do i have to Bribe a noble to join, a ducat apeice? And three ducats for that one man?

[Fanofgaming]

That sounds like a good enough cue for me to arrive at Vale. So I'm going to do that in a few minutes, and then laugh as the guards refuse to let me in.

EDIT: Actually, I'll wait just a bit longer.

[NUKE9.13]

So, uh how much do i have to Bribe a noble to join, a ducat apeice? And three ducats for that one man?

You promised them their due taxes. Two ducats each, and five for Blacksmythe. And you will have to get the Queen to give Blackadder and Plumdale titles of some sort. Not neccesarily landowning titles, just, titles. If the Queen says 'no titles', they will want their lands back.

Oh, and Blackadder has to constantly try to flirt with Laythe, and somehow avoid being executed every single time. Heh heh heh.

[Taricus]

Hey, that's what the crow was going to try D:

[filiusenox]

Make a Blackadder leather whip, studded with bone spikes.

[NUKE9.13]

Hey, that's what the crow was going to try D:

OH GOD OH GOD I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING THAT STEPHEN FRY IS THE CROW.

....

OH GOD

[Taricus]

What? No seriously, What?