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Taricus

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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #5160 on: October 21, 2011, 08:34:17 pm »

I know. Mind you, she is acting like a monarch within that era of time we're playing (But I can't spell it :P)
Early Renaissance?

Uh, no she isn't. Fairly sure monarchs didn't start spitting in their noble's faces until much later- professional soldiers need to become the norm first (Things remained semi-feudal until firearms became a big thing), along with a strong bureaucracy (if the nobles aren't taxing the people, who is?). Not that there's a problem with that. Indeed, it is entertaining. Her radical attempts to centralize the nation will have interesting consequences. Especially when the nation grows larger and the support of your nobles is no longer optional for keeping your lands in check.

Well, it's not like this lie is hurting anyone, now is it?  ;D
The lie may turn out to be a reanimated dinosaur with a cannon mounted on its back.
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That is pretty much guaranteed to hurt someone.

Renaissance, that's the word I'm looking for. Yeah, that'll start happening.

And it's most likely the magic involved in ressurecting the dinosaur that'll require a genocide or two :P
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« Reply #5161 on: October 21, 2011, 08:41:16 pm »

A qoute that i just made up.
"Where's theres an elf, there's a genocide."

So come on down!
William's genocides now has a special going on! Buy one genocide, get the second free!

Oh and is Jathos by William's troops, by any chance?
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« Reply #5162 on: October 21, 2011, 08:42:17 pm »

A qoute that i just made up.
"Where's theres an elf, there's a genocide."

So come on down!
William's genocides now has a special going on! Buy one genocide, get the second free!
How much is the first genocide?
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« Reply #5163 on: October 21, 2011, 08:43:56 pm »

How large is the first ethnic population that you want destroyed?
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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #5164 on: October 21, 2011, 08:45:09 pm »

Archbishops of Moun preferably
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« Reply #5165 on: October 21, 2011, 08:50:49 pm »

I'll need to send an appraiser out first, but give or take, three-four ducats, plus half the loot.
The entire nation is different.
Probably 10d and half the loot, or three regiments and 5d and 25% of the loot . But that comes with salting the land, burning of all houses, crucifying every man and woman, posioning of all the wells, and descrating of all houses of worship and goverment with bloody orgies and pentacles carved onto everything.
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« Reply #5166 on: October 21, 2011, 08:52:36 pm »

Well that a bit expensive for one man. I might just start this Jisade on my own.
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« Reply #5167 on: October 21, 2011, 08:55:39 pm »

Isn't it pronouced Jihad?
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« Reply #5168 on: October 21, 2011, 08:56:39 pm »

Isn't it pronouced Jihad?
Or crusade. But together they are Jisade
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« Reply #5169 on: October 21, 2011, 09:10:58 pm »

How has the Archbishop ruined your plans for a Jisade. If anything, he has furthered them. Admittedly, it would be a... Jisade attempting to force people to choose their religion on their own, but hey, a Jisades a Jisade, right?
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« Reply #5170 on: October 21, 2011, 09:11:33 pm »

Do you even have to ask, Nuke?

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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #5171 on: October 21, 2011, 09:13:16 pm »

Poor priests...
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« Reply #5172 on: October 21, 2011, 09:19:35 pm »

What did they ever do-Nevermind that :P
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« Reply #5173 on: October 21, 2011, 09:21:09 pm »

Chaotic Evil Blood Knight.
Once they walked into that catacomb, they were dead.
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« Reply #5174 on: October 21, 2011, 09:49:42 pm »

By the way, does fighting not to kill someone count towards the skill of +1 to general combat?
Also does knifing somone count?
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