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filiusenox

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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #2385 on: August 29, 2011, 02:43:20 pm »

Filius, I'll want a better salary if I get through this mess alive.
And don't forget hazard pay :P
And a bonus for the psychological trauma.
And paid vacations.

Unhuh...You know you don't actually get a salary, you get paid by contract.
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« Reply #2386 on: August 29, 2011, 02:43:59 pm »

Which means that, you won't get any bonus.
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« Reply #2387 on: August 29, 2011, 02:44:11 pm »

Might want to start a union Lightningblade :P
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« Reply #2388 on: August 29, 2011, 02:45:02 pm »

So...who wants who to win in the recent Miring vs. Elberth war?[/blatent attempt to get a discussion or something interesting going.]
I'm going to laugh hysterically if Aulon manages to smooth things over, only to return to Miring to find that Taric and/or Trubaldsome is dead. :P
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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #2389 on: August 29, 2011, 02:47:21 pm »

Well I want a salary now. Two ducats is not enough to send me after madmen and mass murderers.

And come to think of it, next time I suggest you pay it all at once. If I had two ducats instead of one, I would have stormed the dungeon and we would'nt have a body-weilding Knight in the hallways.
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« Reply #2390 on: August 29, 2011, 02:49:33 pm »

Take it up with Kain. In an hallway. Unarmed.
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« Reply #2391 on: August 29, 2011, 02:51:07 pm »

Well I want a salary now. Two ducats is not enough to send me after madmen and mass murderers.

And come to think of it, next time I suggest you pay it all at once. If I had two ducats instead of one, I would have stormed the dungeon and we would'nt have a body-weilding Knight in the hallways.

That knight is going to use your body as a weapon now.
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #2392 on: August 29, 2011, 02:52:44 pm »

I thought Bay12'ers weren't allowed to use a companion's body as a weapon in an Rpg game.
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« Reply #2393 on: August 29, 2011, 02:53:18 pm »

By technicality, he isn't a companion :P
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« Reply #2394 on: August 29, 2011, 02:55:35 pm »

I sense a long and prosperous friendship between Kain and Ludwig coming up.
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« Reply #2395 on: August 29, 2011, 03:19:47 pm »

I thought Bay12'ers weren't allowed to use a companion's body as a weapon in an Rpg game.

says who? the list of things you're not allowed to do? thats for comical relief
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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #2396 on: August 29, 2011, 03:20:49 pm »

I thought Bay12'ers weren't allowed to use a companion's body as a weapon in an Rpg game.

says who? the list of things you're not allowed to do? thats for comical relief

Oh okay then, carry on then Taricus, may I suggest that you use him to break down a door?
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« Reply #2398 on: August 29, 2011, 03:22:22 pm »

Throw them out the window A la Terenos style
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« Reply #2399 on: August 29, 2011, 03:22:38 pm »

Wait, you WANT me to kill him?!

Bugger that, I'm letting him live. If I realize who he is anyway...

EDIT: If I do kill Trubaldsome, I'm throwing his corpse off the battlements and taunting the populace. Again...
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