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filiusenox

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Re: You are King OOC Thread
« Reply #8115 on: December 02, 2011, 09:05:28 pm »

By the way, if you surrender, Terenos, you'll be subjected to a "Treatment". She's had done to her guards and Taricus said she'll do it to you. To keep you docile. Like a dog...

Fight for your future offspring!

What if the punishment is death?
Then Will will still change it.
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« Reply #8116 on: December 02, 2011, 09:06:39 pm »

I hardly think that the townsfolk would like you softening criminal treatment...
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« Reply #8117 on: December 02, 2011, 09:11:53 pm »

How is getting every bone in your body broken after you've had a public treatment, soft on that sort of scum?
Your skull and neckbones count as bones too.
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« Reply #8118 on: December 02, 2011, 09:14:44 pm »

Yeah, but that doesn't involve bloodshed. The crowd is there specifically just to see that spurt of blood, and dammit they will have blood! :P
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« Reply #8119 on: December 02, 2011, 09:19:13 pm »

Seeing a man use a large- but not too large -hammer on a person's body starting from the feet and ending at the skull, should be bloodshed enough. And that's all I'm going to say on this matter.

Blood is soooo hard to clean out of clothing. Take it from William.
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« Reply #8120 on: December 02, 2011, 09:20:08 pm »

But that means it's still death! You haven't changed anything! XD
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« Reply #8121 on: December 02, 2011, 09:23:11 pm »

Well the death is a lot more painful and humiliating, then just axing someone's head off.
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« Reply #8122 on: December 02, 2011, 09:24:57 pm »

But it takes more effort that way! Might as well just crusify them :P
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« Reply #8123 on: December 02, 2011, 09:26:33 pm »

Well the death is a lot more painful and humiliating, then just axing someone's head off.

It's also ridiculously inhumane. If William's truly trying to make a peaceful utopia, you think he would favor something like lethal injection instead...
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« Reply #8124 on: December 02, 2011, 09:27:17 pm »

Well the death is a lot more painful and humiliating, then just axing someone's head off.

And you believe that it's a good idea? Axing someone's head off is quick and without any pain. Humiliating and then torturing someone in front of hundreds of citizens will make you look like a monster. After that, nobody will ever believe in your utopia thing. The people will hate you because they think you are a bastard, and your neighbors will dislike you because you are obviously completely mad and aggressive. And remember, you're near Galam.
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« Reply #8125 on: December 02, 2011, 09:35:40 pm »

Okay so your saying William, should be kind and merciful?
And it's just for that one crime, which will not be tolerated anywhere William rules. Every other execution will be swift and painless and private, most likely by lethal injection, if I can find poisons that work like that.

Peaceful utopia.

I never said anything about peaceful. :)
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« Reply #8126 on: December 02, 2011, 09:44:22 pm »

Well, it can't really be a utopia without peace :P
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« Reply #8127 on: December 02, 2011, 09:49:38 pm »

I think for an Elv, a utopia is a society where everyone is a slave to that Elv.
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« Reply #8128 on: December 02, 2011, 09:53:18 pm »

Well, I think the polcans will have a large problem with that. :P
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« Reply #8129 on: December 02, 2011, 10:02:22 pm »

How is being a king or lord not making everybody your slave?

Besides, the running water, sewers, clean streets, massive grain silos, free parties, celebrations, having a citizen's council(Note: that you must have served in the military before you get allowed in), new houses, more trade, poorhouses, jobs for beggars, no gangs(Besides state regulated ones), public safety inspectors, better watchmen, and  state-licensed street performers, will balance out the more stricter changes.
Also, having the right to a press, having freedom of speech, a trial by jury of your peers, your choice of execution, and having freedom of religion will also make it more Utopian.
It will be a utopia, compared to other countries of the Storm Coast.
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