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[filiusenox]

If he dies I can raid his house and get some money back, and not have to pay him.

[Taricus]

Shoot&Run, you mind trying to stop Taric using you as a weapon?

[vagel7]

He is uncounsious.

[Taricus]

Oh, right. Well, I'm just using you as a weapon, so just hope that no-one will parry/block

[ashton1993]

Zimtar have gone all quiet, really want to see what happens when Elbreth discovers they're using war bears

[King_of_the_weasels]

Zimtar have gone all quiet, really want to see what happens when Elbreth discovers they're using war bears

They'll go "oh okay they have like 6 bears, go and stab them with you know your weapons"

[thatkid]

Enterprising nobles might try to capture them for their novelty, but otherwise I don't think we'll be too amazed. They're just bears.

[filiusenox]

Kains Reaction:
Wow bears...
Hey can I borrow a barrel full of gunpowder from you Mahtan?
Thanks!
*Boom*
Welp, see any bears that aren't a pile of freshly burnt meat?

We have blackpowder in barrels > bears.

[King_of_the_weasels]

I don't have any barrels, but unlike engineers I can make them on the fly if I have the materials.  But that would require me to be in a warzone.

[thatkid]

Blackpowder will probably be how we deal with the Ztah, yeah.

You wanted the Eelspines? Well, you have it. You're trapped inside your caves, but you've got it.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Blackpowder will probably be how we deal with the Ztah, yeah.

You wanted the Eelspines? Well, you have it. You're trapped inside your caves, but you've got it.

Then it turns out there's ancient dwarven artifacts in those caves, a race of atomic monsters... atomic supermen with octagonal bodies that suck blood...

[filiusenox]

My thoughts exactly, along with a few barrels of alachol for good measure, Flame+explosions. Fun.

[Shootandrun]

Oh, right. Well, I'm just using you as a weapon, so just hope that no-one will parry/block

You could also realize that I used a elbrethian war cry and that I was well armed for a servant, and, you know, ask yourself questions.

[vagel7]

Oh, right. Well, I'm just using you as a weapon, so just hope that no-one will parry/block

You could also realize that I used a elbrethian war cry and that I was well armed for a servant, and, you know, ask yourself questions.

The rolls stated that he didn't hear/understand you.

[Shootandrun]

Ah, yes. Well, like he said, let's hope no one will parry.