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Author Topic: Super Paranoia Adventure! Starting.  (Read 3036 times)

_DivideByZero_

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Super Paranoia Adventure! Starting.
« on: August 14, 2011, 03:30:49 pm »

This is going to be a fast-paced and light-hearted RTD, simply as a break from the usual serious one.

Suddenly, six people find themselves inexplicably located in the town hall of a modern city, knowing abasolutely  nothing about the location, about what happened, or why. All they will come tor realize is this: Everything is out to kill them. Absolutely everything, even a stray banana peel on the street. You could step on one, fall onto a scavenging pigeon, which flies away and lands on a loosely constructed flagpole, which then falls on top of you and blocks your vision so that you end up tripping on a random turtle and smashing your skull. The goal? Survive. You are very likely to die, new players can join in people's place.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Current Players:
-HEN
-lawastooshort
-Elfeater
-Spaghetti7
-adwarf
-Ultimuh

Waiting List:
-Sinpwn
-MSH
-BunnyBob77
-Krath
-Grimmjow6th
« Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 01:37:36 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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HighEndNoob

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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 03:35:23 pm »

Name: John Adams
Appearance: White male, 5'6, 27 years old.
Ability: Good Cop
Hunger: 0% Thirst: 0% Health: 100%
Inventory: 100$
« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 04:05:34 pm by HighEndNoob »
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

lawastooshort

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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2011, 03:37:59 pm »

Name: Ellison Takel
Appearance: White male, 5'10, 30 years old, greying hair but a full head of it.
Ability: Supernatural Sense of Smell
Hunger: 0% Thirst: 0% Health: 100%
Inventory: 100$
« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 03:45:04 pm by lawastooshort »
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 03:41:16 pm »

Name:Max Yeskly
Appearance:white male 6'2" red hair beard 21 years old
Ability: Tough
hunger:0% Thirst:0% health100%
Inv: 100$
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 03:47:08 pm »

Name: John Alder
Appearance: 23, Male. Blond haired, blue eyes.
Ability: Infrared vision
Hunger: 0% Thirst: 0% Health: 100%
Inventory: 100$
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 03:48:13 pm »

Name: Hades
Appearance: Skeleton Wrapped in a black cloak
Ability: Spirit Summoning
hunger:0% Thirst:0% health100%
Inv: 100$
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2011, 03:49:02 pm »

Name: P. Aron Oid
Appearance: While male early 30ies.
Ability: Can hide perfectly in shadows, no matter how faint they are.
Hunger: 0% Thirst: 0% Health: 100%
Inventory: 100$
« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 03:53:45 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2011, 03:51:41 pm »

Name: Connor Beryl
Appearance: White male, 6'0, rather underweight, 24 years old, dark brown hair
Ability: Able to teleport relatively small distances
Hunger: 0% Thirst: 0% Health: 100%
Inventory: 100$

Edit: Damn, too slow.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 03:55:03 pm by Sinpwn »
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2011, 03:59:53 pm »

Name: MSH
Appearance: 17, Male, 6'0, Caucasian, black hair
Ability: Occasionally causes things to explode at random, even if they have no business exploding under conventional physics. Is not immune to, aware of, or in control of this ability.
Hunger:0% Thirst: 0% Health: 100%
Inventory:100$
« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 04:06:35 pm by MetalSlimeHunt »
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_DivideByZero_

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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2011, 04:54:26 pm »

HEN-[]-John Adams comes to in the entrance to the city hall, standing next a statue of John Adams, a founding father.
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lawastooshort-Ellison Takel wakes up in a flower shop. He looks outside and realizes that he is at the market square. Reaching into his pocket, he finds 100$, and wonders how the heck he got here.
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Elfeater-[]-Max Yeskly wakes up on a bench in the market district. He scratches his beard for a moment to think, and the  stands up and looks for a taxi.
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Spaghetti7-[]-John Alder wakes up outside the optometrist's office in the medical district of town. He stands up, looks around, then sits back down.
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adwarf-[]-Hades suddenly appears in the cementary. For some reason, the sky is extremely cloudy above this region, and he even hears a single clap of thunder. Huh.
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"What mortal trickery is this!? I shall have my vengeance!" he shouts, despite being alone.

Ultimuh-[]-P. Aron Oid wakes up in the cementary as well, secretly listening to Hades' monologue.
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« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 11:27:11 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure! Starting.
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2011, 05:01:59 pm »

Enter the building.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

adwarf

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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure! Starting.
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2011, 05:03:07 pm »

Summon the spirit of a great warrior to protect me.

((My power seems like it might cause me some trouble, but oh well.
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lawastooshort

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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure! Starting.
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2011, 05:05:51 pm »

Search for a shop where I can buy 2 2 litre bottles of water. And a bag to carry them in.
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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure! Starting.
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2011, 05:10:24 pm »

Put me on the waiting list
Name: JoeBob
Appearance:  Average 25 year old white male.
Ability:  Pyrokinesis
 
Inventory:100$
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Ultimuh

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Re: Super Paranoia Adventure! Starting.
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2011, 05:35:10 pm »

Stay within the shadows, watching, listening.
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