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[lordnincompoop]

Spoiler: Unnecessary fluff (click to show/hide)

You are a bored programmer, earning little salary and working long hours to reprogram some shitty piece of software for a client transportation company. It's painful, soul-crushing work, so you usually just flail around on the keyboard and throw paper balls at passerbys. Everything usually works out in the end, anyhow.

...

This is a reboot-of-sorts of my previous, embarrassingly-abandoned adventure Serious Business. Look through the archive if you want to give it a read, but it's not much.

This time, I'm making no guarantees as to update frequency; this will be progressed at my leisure, though I will try to make some effort to do so, and breaks while busy are to be expected. I will, additionally, make no promises as to the quality of art or plot (the latter is partly your responsibility!)

[Elfeater]

/x-com/start

[lordnincompoop]

> /x-com/start




Unfortunately, you do not have an /x-com/start directory! It seems that the computer is not even on.

[Elfeater]

Turn it on!

[Toaster]

What the fuck does that mean?

[lordnincompoop]

> Turn it on!



Bastard! Someone severed the cable!

[Bdthemag]

>Go talk to bob in accounting, that bastard probally did this!

[BunnyBob77]

Scream loudly in rage.

[lordnincompoop]

>Go talk to bob in accounting, that bastard probally did this!




Yeah! You're pumped and ready to give him a piece of his mind - how dare he sever the cable to your computer! Now you'll need to request a new one!

Unfortunately, Bob seems to have left his office.

...

The uninhabited room makes you uncomfortable. You quickly leave.

[BunnyBob77]

Get revenge and destroy Bob's office.

[Elfeater]

Get revenge and destroy Bob's office.

[peglegpengeuin]

Get revenge and destroy Bob's office.

And tilt his painting a bit to the right. Wait... we're Bob, aren't we? Grow arms and check fashionable tie for name.

[Armok]

> eat a pencil

[jetex1911]

>Gather items around the office, so we can build a fortress in our cubicle!