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Author Topic: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!  (Read 8103 times)

TheYeIIowDucK

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The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« on: August 14, 2011, 10:53:46 am »

Describe your current fort (or last fort, if you're an adventurer right now) using a single word!
I'll begin: Inefficiency.
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 10:58:25 am »

Cremation
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2011, 11:01:10 am »

Masterpiece
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 11:01:40 am »

Determined
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 11:04:09 am »

Peach
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 11:13:22 am »

Circus.
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2011, 11:16:02 am »

Shit.
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2011, 11:21:15 am »

Restaurant (after completely cleaning out a caravan with a couple prepared meals)
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Gold is for the mistress– silver for the maid–
Copper for the craftsman, cunning at his trade.
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2011, 11:22:07 am »

Clusterfuck.

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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2011, 11:30:14 am »

Chaotic.
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Urist McImmigrant: "What?! Hey! What's going onnn---aaaaRRRGGHH!!"
Urist McSurgeon: "Must remove the rot, yes.  This one is unclean, ssssss.  Purity of essence, yesss."
Urist McImmigrant: "Whhaa---aaaARRGHH OW!  MY PANCREAS!  AAAAGGHH!! THAT'S MY - NOOOOO---AAARRGHGHHH!!!"
Urist McImmigrant has suffocated.

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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2011, 11:30:33 am »

Runesmith-tastrophe

(That's a word, right?)
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2011, 11:36:07 am »

blood
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2011, 11:38:48 am »

Suicide
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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2011, 11:39:31 am »

Galena
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But my good sir, the second death was for Dwarven Science!

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Re: The "Describe Your Fort In One Word" thread!
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2011, 11:40:03 am »

Kindergarten
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If adamantine is perfectly rigid, as shown by having 0 strain at fracture in the raw files, then the speed of sound in the metal approaches the speed of light. Adamantine musical instruments would produce ultrasonic vibrations, and cut off the fingers of the musician.
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