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darkrider2

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The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« on: August 13, 2011, 06:25:21 pm »
1) LOSING IS FUN!
2) ...
3) ...

Post what rules you think DF should have or does have. Numbers aren't really important at this point because eventually we'll reorganize it into descending order of importance (except #1, one will always be losing is fun), we'll compose a few draft lists after all suggestions have been made and then accept the grand master list at the end of all this. NOW POST THE RULES!
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2011, 06:25:53 pm »
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2011, 07:07:20 pm »
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 08:30:57 pm »
2) Winning is boring.

I had the most fun when the poisonous forgotten beast frog jumped over my walls.
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 08:50:22 pm »
Quote from: tolkafox on August 13, 2011, 08:30:57 pm
2) Winning is boring.

I had the most fun when the poisonous forgotten beast frog jumped over my walls.

I did not know jumping was possible yet. Can someone confirm this?

Perhaps your forgotten beast could fly.
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 09:07:38 pm »
Quote from: darkrider2 on August 13, 2011, 06:25:21 pm
1) LOSING IS FUN!

More of a statement than a rule.
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 09:32:51 pm »
Murphy's law is the law of the land.

This pretty much sums it up.
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2011, 09:41:00 pm »
2) Make it more complicated.
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2011, 09:49:09 pm »
Quote from: Waparius on August 13, 2011, 09:41:00 pm
2) Make it more needlessly complicated.

I couldn't resist.
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2011, 09:59:49 pm »
4) Nobody on the forums can count.
5) More trees = angrier elves.
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2011, 12:02:50 am »
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2011, 12:33:41 am »
6. Socks are sacred, do not let them lay around outside where goblins/kobolds/whatever may get them. They must be retrieved at all cost!
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2011, 03:27:04 am »
7. When in doubt, use magma!
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2011, 07:04:13 am »
Quote from: tolkafox on August 13, 2011, 08:30:57 pm
2) Winning is boring.

I had the most fun when the poisonous forgotten beast frog jumped over my walls.
what?
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Re: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2011, 09:54:09 am »
8. If you spend all your time worrying about flying building destroyers you'll never have any Fun.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2011, 02:30:22 pm by Wayward Device »
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or maybe Valve goes out of business because they invested too heavily in something which then fails - like, say, human civilization.
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