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[Elisebambi]

Vent all your frustration here!  While it might be more acidic, and fulfilling to do so over in dear urist, just spewing a stream of obscenities is sometimes the most you are willing to put forth to express your displeasure at something.



Speaking of streams, and waterfalls, and a 'hot' environment which is FUCKING FROZEN YEAR ROUND:
Fuck you dorf fortress, fuck you.

I want to make my Massive dam/reactor project, and you taunt me with lies, and betray me at every turn.

a 3x5 embark,

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*was actually forest

River?  mountains on either side?  all *s for the height differences?   Promising!

three biomes? hot, hot, and... well one tile of frozen mountain on the top left... but, one frozen tile doesn't matter---it isn't even the river!

NOEP.AVI. FROZEN STREAM and, insult to injury, 40 z level waterfall.    that is permanently frozen.  To top off the LIES AND BETRAYAL the height-difference map told me the stream was lower than the mountains on either side, the whole way through.

LIEEEEEEES!

B:  fuch yew df.  stawp screwin me.

[_DivideByZero_]

Does temperature happen to be turned off?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Urist McLazy cancels Attend Party: WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU DONE ANYTHING YOU SHITS? I TOLD YOU LAST MONTH TO DUMP THE STONE OUT OF THE NEW BEDROOMS AND TO BUILD THE SECOND LAYER OF OUTER WALLS. NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE. NO MORE PARTIES UNTIL THIS FORTRESS CAN SUPPORT ITS POPULATION AND NOT GET MURDERED BY GOBLINS.      x47
Urist McMechanic cancels Attend Other Party: YOU TOO YOU FUCKS. CAGE TRAPS. NOW.     x6

[GreatWyrmGold]

See also: A Note To Urist.

[Elisebambi]

See also: A Note To Urist.

Vent all your frustration here!  While it might be more acidic, and fulfilling to do so over in dear urist, just spewing a stream of obscenities is sometimes the most you are willing to put forth to express your displeasure at something.

also: DF itself, not just urist(/goburist/humrist/elfrist/dragrist)  UNLESS YOU WANT TO ADDRESS URIST MCWATERPHYSICS, OR URIST MCWORLDGEN.

also, temperature is on.

[Oliolli]

What GreatWyrmGold meant is, I believe, there is already a thread for this.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.0

[Gooral]

Don't go into the Waterfall. NOOOOOO! Urist cancels seek infant: Too Injured.

[Jelle]

Fuck you RNG. I like a challenge, I want to lose eventually, but when I lose I want to know I failed and can improve somehow.

What I don't like is you spitting out forgotten beasts that survive just about anything dwarves can throw at them, shattered body fractures all over and not even flinching I do not consider fun. I also don't like it that the monster you threw at me was immune to magma, or any sort of drowning for that matter.
But what I really hate you for, is giving these monsters weaponry that no dwarf can defend himself against. I do not enjoy explosions of dust that instantly make dwarves bleed to death. The monster you generated is ofcourse stronger and has an edge in combat, but I do not consider omnidirectional death rays a weapon fitting of the pace of the game.

Please go away and throw a monster at me I find remotely believable and enjoyable to face or fall to.

[Lexx]

What GreatWyrmGold meant is, I believe, there is already a thread for this.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.0

Agreed. That thread covers what this one is trying to already.