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UristMcDwarf

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I like how with every update we get...
« on: August 12, 2011, 07:16:33 pm »
We get a new weapon, weither Toady intended it or not.
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Lectorog

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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 07:21:16 pm »
Elaborate? I can't think of anything like that happening in the recent updates. Unless you include the new animals, which aren't actually new weapons.
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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 07:22:13 pm »
Quote from: Lectorog on August 12, 2011, 07:21:16 pm
Elaborate? I can't think of anything like that happening in the recent updates. Unless you include the new animals, which aren't actually new weapons.

Cage, but don't tame, badgers.  Pit them in a small hole.  To execute a prisoner properly, drop them into the enraged, frenzied folk...  very weapon-y.
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 12:12:46 am »
The next update is so big that off the top of my beard I can't think of anything to weaponise.

I'm going to guess there's a way to weaponise towns.
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thegoatgod_pan

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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 12:14:29 am »
weaponized corpse stockpile.
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Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 01:33:39 am »
We need to bring back weaponized booze stockpiles.

Unless it never left?
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Thanks for that...  now I have the image of Urist McBooger walking up to me with a creepy smile and asking me if I want a "dwarven shower".

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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 01:17:13 pm »
...Weredorfs, they should make fun weapons.
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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2011, 03:03:57 pm »
as far as i can count all dwarven body parts will be weaponized.

forget what i've said they already are.
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2011, 03:06:38 pm »
Quote from: Dreggon on August 13, 2011, 12:12:46 am
I'm going to guess there's a way to weaponise towns.

If not, we shall make one.  Magma help us, we shall make one!
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Quote from: Uristocrat on January 09, 2011, 03:46:41 pm
You could have berries on the rocks and the dwarves would say it was "berry gneiss."
You should die horribly for this. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2011, 05:20:09 pm »
I say you could weaponise basically anything in the game at the moment. Anyone know of anything you can't?
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...Said Bloxace.

Elisebambi

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2011, 05:25:35 pm »
Quote from: Bloxace on August 13, 2011, 05:20:09 pm
I say you could weaponise basically anything in the game at the moment. Anyone know of anything you can't?

Migra-....minera--.....wate--....vol....forgo...gobl.......
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Socks?...

If wamblers can be weaponized, anything---
MEDICA--..nvm you can...

wait a sec, can you do medicalz on enemies? o-_-o  DORFEN MEDICAL EXPERIMENTATION.

uhh..
letsee.....
there really isn't anything that can't be weaponized in some way, is there?..  Grass?...no it can be on fire.... uhh..
farms?  fields?
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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2011, 05:26:20 pm »
Airlock-based corpse stockpile + zombie/necromancer = zombie army


Then there's always the were-badger approach to things. Or were-carp. Or were-elephant.
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Quote from: Virlomi on March 02, 2012, 10:57:13 am
Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

Elisebambi

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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2011, 05:28:39 pm »
Necromancers?  Not implemented, i thought.
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2011, 05:29:33 pm »
Quote from: Elisebambi on August 13, 2011, 05:28:39 pm
Necromancers?  Not implemented, i thought.

Next update, my friend. Next update.
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Quote from: Virlomi on March 02, 2012, 10:57:13 am
Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

Elisebambi

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Re: I like how with every update we get...
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2011, 05:30:08 pm »
4 serious?

... link plox.
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