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Author Topic: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today  (Read 2439 times)

Necro910

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Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« on: August 12, 2011, 12:33:18 pm »
« Last Edit: August 12, 2011, 01:40:24 pm by Necro910 »
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Lectorog

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Re: Best TV Show Ever Made Premieres Today
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 12:52:05 pm »
That looked like your average outdoor fortress, minus the booze.
Those are some pretty tall dwarves.
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Re: Best TV Show Ever Made Premieres Today
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 01:13:33 pm »
Quote from: Lectorog on August 12, 2011, 12:52:05 pm
That looked like your average outdoor fortress, minus the booze.
Those are some pretty tall dwarves.
There was a bearded dorf in the background of one of the scenes. I wonder why she was wearing USA colors?
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 03:02:07 pm »
Wait, Necro, you're back?

YAY!
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 03:10:16 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on August 12, 2011, 03:02:07 pm
Wait, Necro, you're back?

YAY!
Ahem...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 12:37:35 am »
pure awesomeness.

wish I could grow a decent beard, man :(

I only have neck-beard. It'll grow reasonably, but only neck down. My cheeks are bare as a baby-dorfs....thumbs, I guess?
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Crustypeanut

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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 12:56:26 am »
What channel is this on, or can I watch it entirely online? :O


Also, anyone notice the elf trying to be a dwarf?! BLASPHEMY!
« Last Edit: August 13, 2011, 01:26:14 am by Crustypeanut »
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2011, 01:58:14 am »
"I use my first brush..."

YOU HAVE A FUCKING METRE OF BEARD AND YOU USE SEVERAL BRUSHES FOR IT?

Man-hood disappoves.
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2011, 02:35:03 am »
I'll bet you nearly every one of those dwarves uses multiple brushes..
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2011, 02:57:10 am »
Quote from: Number4 on August 13, 2011, 01:58:14 am
"I use my first brush..."

YOU HAVE A FUCKING METRE OF BEARD AND YOU USE SEVERAL BRUSHES FOR IT?

Man-hood disappoves.

Just because they're dwarves it doesn't mean they can't look FAAABULOUS!
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2011, 11:04:56 am »
I'm surprised beardcombs aren't one of the things that come out of craftsdwarfs workshops.
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2011, 11:16:07 am »
Quote from: Zapitron on August 14, 2011, 11:04:56 am
I'm surprised beardcombs aren't one of the things that come out of craftsdwarfs workshops.
Wisdom. This needs to be put in.
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2011, 11:40:02 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on August 12, 2011, 03:10:16 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on August 12, 2011, 03:02:07 pm
Wait, Necro, you're back?

YAY!
Ahem...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's sad that I knew what that said, BEFORE I clicked it.
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2011, 02:51:11 pm »
YES.
I generally keep my beard trimmed pretty short, but I think I'll see how far it'll grow out now. The beards there are an example to live by.  ;D
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Re: Best (AND DORFIEST) TV Show Ever Premieres Today
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2011, 04:27:35 pm »
They win vs. me. Hands down.

Now, Urist McItGetsCaughtInMyZipper is fail. Unless he's got addy zippers, his beard is weak. (Sorry, we're dorfs here.)
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