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Author Topic: You are a god! Second thread.  (Read 5644 times)

Fniff

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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #90 on: August 12, 2011, 09:15:39 pm »
Right, let's make them breed!
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #91 on: August 12, 2011, 09:21:18 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on August 12, 2011, 09:15:39 pm
Right, let's make them breed!
They can do that themselves.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #92 on: August 12, 2011, 09:23:47 pm »
Stop the planet's orbit. Make one half hot and the other frigid. Give the other half of the lizards a bond to ice. Make both of them breed true. Begin ramping up their intelligence and technology.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #93 on: August 12, 2011, 09:29:13 pm »
Quote from: Edio on August 12, 2011, 09:23:47 pm
Stop the planet's orbit. Make one half hot and the other frigid. Give the other half of the lizards a bond to ice. Make both of them breed true. Begin ramping up their intelligence and technology.
Let's not make an ice version, as we have limited lizardmen to work with and we need to defeat Khrone.  After we kill him we can mess arond with the lizardmen.  Make magma men begin coming from the volcano, and prepare to make a portal to the dimension of infinite dead cats near one of Khrone's planets.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #94 on: August 12, 2011, 10:31:30 pm »
Quote from: BunnyBob77 on August 12, 2011, 09:29:13 pm
Quote from: Edio on August 12, 2011, 09:23:47 pm
Stop the planet's orbit. Make one half hot and the other frigid. Give the other half of the lizards a bond to ice. Make both of them breed true. Begin ramping up their intelligence and technology.
Let's not make an ice version, as we have limited lizardmen to work with and we need to defeat Khrone.  After we kill him we can mess arond with the lizardmen.  Make magma men begin coming from the volcano, and prepare to make a portal to the dimension of infinite dead cats near one of Khrone's planets.
Remember what happened last time we tried the dead cat portal?
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #95 on: August 12, 2011, 10:32:13 pm »
Actually, I like the dead cat portal. Let's try that.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #96 on: August 12, 2011, 10:38:54 pm »
You make magma men emerge from the many volcanos on your planet and make a dimension of infinite dead cats. You lack the power to open a portal to it, though.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #97 on: August 12, 2011, 10:41:36 pm »
Ask one of the gods (besides Loki) to open one for you.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #98 on: August 12, 2011, 11:03:02 pm »
You ask all of the gods to help you open the portal. They are not as strong as you, meaning they have no hope of opening it. However, one of the abyssal horrors may be able to assist you.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #99 on: August 13, 2011, 10:58:30 am »
Quote from: BunnyBob77 on August 12, 2011, 09:29:13 pm
Quote from: Edio on August 12, 2011, 09:23:47 pm
Stop the planet's orbit. Make one half hot and the other frigid. Give the other half of the lizards a bond to ice. Make both of them breed true. Begin ramping up their intelligence and technology.
Let's not make an ice version, as we have limited lizardmen to work with and we need to defeat Khrone.  After we kill him we can mess arond with the lizardmen.  Make magma men begin coming from the volcano, and prepare to make a portal to the dimension of infinite dead cats near one of Khrone's planets.

Yeah, I guess we don't need icelizards yet, but we will if we plan on fighting the others later on. If we increase their breeding to lay large clutches of eggs, we can mass produce the lizards though.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #100 on: August 13, 2011, 12:28:31 pm »
As one of the abyssal horrors if they will open a portal to the dead cat dimension.  They're probably not very nice, so I'm sure they'd like infinite dead things.  Maybe set the infinite cats on fire too.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #101 on: August 13, 2011, 08:21:02 pm »
Quote from: BunnyBob77 on August 13, 2011, 12:28:31 pm
As one of the abyssal horrors if they will open a portal to the dead cat dimension.  They're probably not very nice, so I'm sure they'd like infinite dead things.  Maybe set the infinite cats on fire too.
You contact one of the abyssal horrors and ask for it to open the portal. The only response you get back is "BLARRGAHAAAAAH!"
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #102 on: August 13, 2011, 08:23:59 pm »
Right.

Let's abandon the cat dimension idea. It's probably filled with skeletons now anyway.

Let's see how Khrone is doing.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #103 on: August 13, 2011, 09:47:41 pm »
It continually replenishes itself with cats. It's an infinite plane. Millions of kittens being born and suffocated by their predecessors skeletons and decomposing bodies. In all directions. Forever. Because we made it a plane.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #104 on: August 14, 2011, 08:08:40 pm »
Give that plane to Khrone as a gift he's the good of death he would Love the plane and it will give us enough time to get strong enough to kick his ass.
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