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Author Topic: You are a god! Second thread.  (Read 5654 times)

Angel Of Death

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You are a god! Second thread.
« on: August 11, 2011, 04:36:02 pm »

You awaken with Loki by your side. Apparantly, all of your believers were slaughtered by the god of death, making you fade to a state of almost complete non-existance. During your sleep, most of your planets were destroyed and several other gods came to existence. There are also abominations who managed to reach a godlike state of power.

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What should we do?
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 04:37:44 pm »

Ask Loki when did she find the time to make so many minor gods
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 04:39:03 pm »

You decide to ask Loki how she got the time to make 2 minor gods. She replies with "It only took a few centuries"
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 05:41:00 pm »

> joke around about that one time that resulted in Sleipnir

(it IS that Loki right?)
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 06:03:10 pm »

Ask Loki why he's a she! I'm probably missing something  ???
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 06:30:45 pm »

Loki, god of love, fertility, and disagreeability. She most often takes the form of a human woman and is the wife of Pandemonium.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 07:00:41 pm »

Loki, god of love, fertility, and disagreeability. She most often takes the form of a human woman and is the wife of Pandemonium.

Blasphemy!
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 07:14:44 pm »

AKA GLaDOS, among other names.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 07:47:44 pm »

I called her Loki. You can take beef with me.

See if the mechanical golems are okay.

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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 07:56:29 pm »

You ask Loki about the mechanical golems. All of them have been killed.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2011, 07:59:14 pm »

NO!

Alright, let's see if there are any planets that do not have life.

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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2011, 08:03:44 pm »

Why not just make our own?
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2011, 08:04:56 pm »

Let's not make too much attention. The other gods might notice. Let's just find something.

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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2011, 08:06:53 pm »

Let's not make too much attention. The other gods might notice. Let's just find something.
This is a good idea.

You search for lifeless planets, but find none. You decide to ask Loki about this. She say's "Remember that highly destructive core in the silicon moon? It got detonated twice.
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Re: You are a god! Second thread.
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2011, 08:07:13 pm »

It strikes me that most of the stuff that's already here has probably been created by another god. We might want to picket off a little area to putter around in ("This is MY horribly depressing experiment area!"). Just establish a boundary and hope that they might not interfere. We should ally with Loki, two gods are better than one. Maybe after all that has happened, she may be a little more open to working with us.
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