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rutsber

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2011, 07:48:55 pm »
Quote from: Firelordsky on August 10, 2011, 07:43:51 pm
Counter-snipe the counter-snipers that are counter-sniping you
We don't know whether there are counter-snipers yet. That's why we have to look around.
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Gave me an idea. I'm gonna add the milkable tag to the male minotaur. MMMMmmm minotaur cheese.
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2011, 07:49:55 pm »
Quote from: rutsber on August 10, 2011, 07:48:55 pm
Quote from: Firelordsky on August 10, 2011, 07:43:51 pm
Counter-snipe the counter-snipers that are counter-sniping you

We don't know whether there are counter-snipers yet. That's why we have to look around.
. I err updated
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I for one support our child snatching overlords.
Quote from: Akroma on May 13, 2009, 07:03:13 am
there is a difference between droping red numbers representing magma on Es representing elves, and finding it hot when a girl moans like a retarded seal

rutsber

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2011, 07:53:03 pm »
Quote from: Elfeater on August 10, 2011, 07:49:55 pm
Quote from: rutsber on August 10, 2011, 07:48:55 pm
Quote from: Firelordsky on August 10, 2011, 07:43:51 pm
Counter-snipe the counter-snipers that are counter-sniping you

We don't know whether there are counter-snipers yet. That's why we have to look around.
. I err updated
Really? That's odd, I didn't see it and it never showed anything when I posted. *shrug*

Order the squad to open fire on the remaining rebels, then we can deal with the primitives.
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Quote from: johnny_cat on June 29, 2011, 07:06:23 pm
Gave me an idea. I'm gonna add the milkable tag to the male minotaur. MMMMmmm minotaur cheese.
Quote from: Number4 on June 30, 2011, 05:23:51 pm
A loud angry voice and instinct. "FUCK OFF URIST THIS TABLE IS MINE!"

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2011, 07:54:01 pm »
Flank them! They will have to get up to shot back then plug them!
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

rutsber

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2011, 07:54:57 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on August 10, 2011, 07:54:01 pm
Flank them! They will have to get up to shot back then plug them!
Isn't the squad already flanking? Or did you mean something else?
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Quote from: johnny_cat on June 29, 2011, 07:06:23 pm
Gave me an idea. I'm gonna add the milkable tag to the male minotaur. MMMMmmm minotaur cheese.
Quote from: Number4 on June 30, 2011, 05:23:51 pm
A loud angry voice and instinct. "FUCK OFF URIST THIS TABLE IS MINE!"

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2011, 07:56:30 pm »
I meant have them attack.
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Quote from: Jboy2000000 on October 02, 2013, 02:43:49 pm
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2011, 07:58:27 pm »
The troopers open fire on the rebels they had two options die running or die fighting. The do both you lose one trooper to there fire all but 17 die the rest surrender. The leader of the rebels astonished by the slaughter asks you how you did it. You answered that you weren't normal military you are Storm troopers now we need to drive the rest of the rebels off this planet (the Ewoks fled)
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Quote from: Darvi on October 16, 2012, 03:15:40 pm
I for one support our child snatching overlords.
Quote from: Akroma on May 13, 2009, 07:03:13 am
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2011, 08:03:49 pm »
Interrogate the leader with an interrogation droid* to uncover the location of the other rebels.

*Like the one used in Episode IV against Leia. It fails but I doubt this rebel will stand up to it as Vader seemed surprised that it failed.
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Quote from: johnny_cat on June 29, 2011, 07:06:23 pm
Gave me an idea. I'm gonna add the milkable tag to the male minotaur. MMMMmmm minotaur cheese.
Quote from: Number4 on June 30, 2011, 05:23:51 pm
A loud angry voice and instinct. "FUCK OFF URIST THIS TABLE IS MINE!"

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2011, 08:14:35 pm »
He tries to resist but fails he answers your questions... Which are?
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Quote from: Darvi on October 16, 2012, 03:15:40 pm
I for one support our child snatching overlords.
Quote from: Akroma on May 13, 2009, 07:03:13 am
there is a difference between droping red numbers representing magma on Es representing elves, and finding it hot when a girl moans like a retarded seal

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2011, 08:17:35 pm »
"Where is the location of your allies?" asked *name here*.
Great now I really want to play SWB2.
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Quote from: johnny_cat on June 29, 2011, 07:06:23 pm
Gave me an idea. I'm gonna add the milkable tag to the male minotaur. MMMMmmm minotaur cheese.
Quote from: Number4 on June 30, 2011, 05:23:51 pm
A loud angry voice and instinct. "FUCK OFF URIST THIS TABLE IS MINE!"

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2011, 08:25:34 pm »
Quote from: rutsber on August 10, 2011, 08:17:35 pm
"Where is the location of your allies?" asked *name here*.
Great now I really want to play SWB2.
I was playing it earlier today thats why I decided to do this. Endor is a real bitch for the empire isn't it. Decide your own name if you want.

*chuckles* there all over the damn planet our main base is 30 miles north of here... You'll go through he'll to get there though *laughs all the harder* (it's obvious he's crazy... Most of the rebels are there all either forced into it criminals or plain crazy or stupid)
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Quote from: Darvi on October 16, 2012, 03:15:40 pm
I for one support our child snatching overlords.
Quote from: Akroma on May 13, 2009, 07:03:13 am
there is a difference between droping red numbers representing magma on Es representing elves, and finding it hot when a girl moans like a retarded seal

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2011, 08:28:19 pm »
"What are the defense capabilities of your camp and how many rebels are there?" asked Unit 357.
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Quote from: johnny_cat on June 29, 2011, 07:06:23 pm
Gave me an idea. I'm gonna add the milkable tag to the male minotaur. MMMMmmm minotaur cheese.
Quote from: Number4 on June 30, 2011, 05:23:51 pm
A loud angry voice and instinct. "FUCK OFF URIST THIS TABLE IS MINE!"

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2011, 08:32:58 pm »
He stops laughing and then says "I don't have that kind of information I'm sorry..."
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Quote from: Darvi on October 16, 2012, 03:15:40 pm
I for one support our child snatching overlords.
Quote from: Akroma on May 13, 2009, 07:03:13 am
there is a difference between droping red numbers representing magma on Es representing elves, and finding it hot when a girl moans like a retarded seal

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2011, 08:43:48 pm »
Quote from: Elfeater on August 10, 2011, 08:32:58 pm
He stops laughing and then says "I don't have that kind of information I'm sorry..."
Smash him in the face with the butt of your gun. "Answer me or your squad will be executed and you will be sent to the prison camp on Kessel to mine for the rest of you miserable life!"
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Quote from: johnny_cat on June 29, 2011, 07:06:23 pm
Gave me an idea. I'm gonna add the milkable tag to the male minotaur. MMMMmmm minotaur cheese.
Quote from: Number4 on June 30, 2011, 05:23:51 pm
A loud angry voice and instinct. "FUCK OFF URIST THIS TABLE IS MINE!"

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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2011, 08:45:20 pm »
He winces and yells that he doesn't know he begins to sob.
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Quote from: Darvi on October 16, 2012, 03:15:40 pm
I for one support our child snatching overlords.
Quote from: Akroma on May 13, 2009, 07:03:13 am
there is a difference between droping red numbers representing magma on Es representing elves, and finding it hot when a girl moans like a retarded seal
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