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Elfeater

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You are a stormtrooper
« on: August 10, 2011, 06:26:42 pm »

You are a storm trooper the emperors finest all that damn propaganda has given you and your friends a bad rep. And the emperors not even dead... Your squad though is advancing through the heavily wooded forests of Endor the rebel attack on your bunker was repulsed and now you are hunting them... And the damn there were allot they were every where but your defces held the shields are still up. Now what do you do?
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 06:29:55 pm »

>Comment, "Man it sure would suck if the death star were to be destroyed right now. Why, nobody on this here celestial body would survive!"
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 06:33:19 pm »

>Comment, "Man it sure would suck if the death star were to be destroyed right now. Why, nobody on this here celestial body would survive!"
the bunker unlike popular rebel propaganda would lead you to believe... is still standing well more like floating... The other trooper says >Shhhhhhh... The rebels will be here soon let's ambush em...
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 06:53:49 pm »

> Equip full body armor and laser assault rifle on back, then do the robot.
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 06:55:43 pm »

> Equip full body armor and laser assault rifle on back, then do the robot.
Okay I'm sorry but can we have serious answers?
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 07:11:01 pm »

Grab a sniper-rifle and scout trooper uniform and lie in ambush in some bushes on a hill overlooking the bunker to snipe any possible rebel scum.
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 07:15:23 pm »

You get into position with the two other troopers both with assault rifles the you scope in on the advancing rebels. There are about 50 with regular blaster rifles. 12 with assorted other weapons such as shot guns. Your bunker has 3 laser turrets ( basically mgs) and. 20 blaster equipped storm troopers
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 07:23:55 pm »

Have the troopers on the hill start firing at the same time as the turrets while the other 20 troopers flank the rebels so the scum have nowhere to run and are torn to shreds vaporized.
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 07:30:57 pm »

The you and the other troopers on the hill radio in the plan. Your men open fire you score a head shot and a blow of a mans knee cap. Your other troopers hit a few men pinning them down. The turrets open fire killing 6 men. The other 20 begin to work there way around. The rebel scum fire back ineffectually
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 07:34:17 pm »

Shoot the ones carrying Shot-guns because they might be engineers.
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 07:35:41 pm »

Go for body shots its a bigger target. And watch for Ewoks!
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 07:40:02 pm »

Shoot the ones carrying Shot-guns because they might be engineers.
it's based of star wars battle front 2 but not exactly the same... Great game btw.

The rebels try to get into cover bhind trees the shorts fired by your comrades do little damage because of this. You however hit a man with a shotgun who seemed to be giving orders. A few of the rebels break and run the turrets kill a few more men. The rebels start to fire to better effect against the bunker. They still do little damage the flanking troopers are almost In position.
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 07:41:08 pm »

Go for body shots its a bigger target. And watch for Ewoks!
Yeah, with a laser, if you hit near a vital organ they're pretty much screwed.
Look around periodically to find hidden targets, such as ewoks or opposing snipers.
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 07:43:51 pm »

Counter-snipe the counter-snipers that are counter-sniping you
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Re: You are a stormtrooper
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 07:48:18 pm »

You look around and don't see any hiding men (you have an ability to see heat signatures but only for a short while.) You did however spot quite a few Ewoks they however are hunkered down in front of the rebel position. You hit and kill two the Ewoks around them begin to panic a few flee. The mgs pin them down and the other troops are now in position.
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