675: I should not name my pets after species that are very similar to themselves, as the DM will never be able to remember which one it is.
676: If my first action upon buying my new mule named Pony is to ride around the town square saying "Wheeee!", people have every right to refer to me as "that weird Elf".
677: I am not allowed to bring my mule named Pony into the bar.
677a: Not allowed to sneak beer out of the bar to give to said creature.
677b: If the bard sneaks out beer for him in my stead, he is liable to get kicked by said mule/Pony.
677c: The outbreak of a barfight is not to be used as a distraction to sneak Pony in the back way and try to filch some booze, and in such a case, my share of the loot that night will be forfeited to pay for all the damages incurred in the fight.
677d: If I wasn't wearing a disguise but Pony was, people will still be able to put two and two together and figure he was involved somehow.
677e: Especially if that disguise was simply a Zoro-style mask.
678: If we are on the trail of a bad guy in town and I notice a barrel has been tipped over, I should alert my party members to this fact in a discreet manner, rather than shouting "SOMETHING FELL OVER" at the top of my lungs.
679: It is reasonable to assume that my Elf might know how to read Elvish.
680: Just as an Arcane Eye can only see, it is reasonable to assume there is also an Arcane Ear that can only hear. Likewise, it is possible that an Arcane Tongue might exist, but it probably shouldn't.